Whoooo dang, that was some fun on Weds eve, even under real pig surveillance. 11 tried their chance at taking home the piggy purse. Crazy shots came out early in the night, including a lumberjackass ...
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Whoooo dang, that was some fun on Weds eve, even under real pig surveillance. 11 tried their chance at taking home the piggy purse. Crazy shots came out early in the night, including a lumberjackass of a shot by Zach were you had to "roll one revolution" on the log before putting from the log. I made it, jackass. Anyhoo, the match bounced around a bit including multiple kneeling shed shots and of course multitudes of endless taunting and possibly some boob grabbing....Zach rooted around for some mushrooms and the win, taking down a heavy walleted Fitz. GOAT gotta ðŸ
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A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they knew the correct sound.
"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked. Cindy put her hand up and said "Moooo!"
"Very good" replied the teacher,"what sound do sheep make?" "Baaaa" answered Jimmy.
She continued this for a while. Then she asked, "What sound does a pig make?"
All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose Little Johnny at the back of the class. He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed,
"Up against the wall you son of a bitch!!"
Bonus!
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Sh*t! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
