2016 2 Putter P-I-G Point Series

April - September 2016 • Chatham, New York
Putting league
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About this League

Putting league - 20 all-time players - 0 active players
$2.00 player fee each session
2016 Post Stonykill Dubs, P-I-G Point Series. $2 entry, 2 putters, 2 putts to make each shot. You get 2 points for paying in, 1 point for each person you beat, 5 points for the win. No ties, battle to the death if need be. A sweet ass trophy will be awarded to the points champion after the final match. Good luck👍🏽

League News

Nate Davis   July 6, 2016 at 5:33am

Monthly Update

I have been:
lack·a·dai·si·cal
ˌlakəˈdāzək(ə)l/
adjective
lacking enthusiasm and determination; carelessly lazy.

in my updates as if recent, but I promise you good folks better. You deserve it. Please take at least 3 mins and 14 secs to listen to my apology. My best, ND

http://youtu.be/Wo9QxYpMbTU

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Eric Fitzgerald   July 6, 2016 at 1:22pm

Those facial expressions! !! I forguve you

Nate Davis   June 13, 2016 at 5:52am

Back in the Sty Life Again

Got some catsup to do here after a slightly tardy update.

2 weeks ago we had a rowdy crowd and the fun started early with a fun surprise as the highest tag started first. Putts were missed, heckles were shouted, people cried, and the 5.0 rolled through in true piggy fashion.
Kat canned some nice putts, and kept Clair, Zach and Geli on their toes. After Zach's failed attempts at squatting in the bushes, where most Dubz players have taken to peeing..., Clair led the little piggy to the ... more

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Nate Davis   June 1, 2016 at 5:15am

Clair Canned P-I-G Putts

Tough night if you started at the back of the line. Ryan wasnt messing around and proceeded to kill off the runts of the litter in no time.
Kat, Frank, Fitz and Geli gave TeeBush and Clair a good show before heading off to slaughter. The man who only throws pink wizards took the money.
Friendly reminder about music choices during Play:
1. No Justin Beaver
2. Cold Play will earn you an earful of taunting, possibly worse depending on the song you choose to play.
3. Other than that It's ... more

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Nate Davis   May 21, 2016 at 10:48pm

The GOAT Wins P-I-G

Whoooo dang, that was some fun on Weds eve, even under real pig surveillance. 11 tried their chance at taking home the piggy purse. Crazy shots came out early in the night, including a lumberjackass of a shot by Zach were you had to "roll one revolution" on the log before putting from the log. I made it, jackass. Anyhoo, the match bounced around a bit including multiple kneeling shed shots and of course multitudes of endless taunting and possibly some boob grabbing....Zach rooted ar ... more

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Nate Davis   May 12, 2016 at 7:23pm

2 for 1 Special Edition

5/4: Last week was a quickie as reported by the only Einswine smart enough to stick around for some fun in the mud. Clair's sty-lish form allowed him to take down the crowd in record time. Some were left disgruntled, suck it up buttercup.

5/11: A heck of a lot of fun to be had last night with a record crowd. Putting hubris abound, shenanigans ensued early along with some heckling and possibly a yo-mama joke. Half the crowd succumbed to a couple long shots which mucked up their chance ... more

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Nate Davis   April 28, 2016 at 4:34pm

Hawg Wash! Dr. Dart Doubled Up.

Fun times last night and good to see some new faces. Trick shots came out early and most were up for the challenge. TeeBush, Golden Boy and Fitz looked strong midway through, but Zach had a sowprize in store as he went on to take both P-I-G and Dubz. Winner winner piggy dinner!

Warning MSAW (Might Snort At Work)

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, “Fr ... more

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Nate Davis   April 21, 2016 at 10:39pm

A Glazed Geli, Bacon Up A Special Win

Another night, up in smoke. We had had the most porkticipants yet, 9 in total. A rare appearance by Ryan L., he proved his chops were well done and pushed us swine to miss some long putts. Frank nearly tomahawked from the shed, fair warning. Despite a heavy glazing most were on their game but Geli had a few snorts as he took home the green.
The Insult
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, “Why did you have to bring the pig in wit ... more

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Nate Davis   April 14, 2016 at 6:03pm

Boss Hawg

A fairly quick match last night, as a majority of the participants failed to make some very elementary putts. Zach was rooting around for the win despite being down P-I to yours truly. After a few back and forth so Zach really started hamming in a comeback LL Cool J would have been proud of. He hogged all the cash as well.
Here's one for a chuckle:
Two explorers are lost in the desert. They’ve been wandering around aimlessly for days and they’re clos ... more

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Gene Gierka   April 14, 2016 at 5:16pm

Ugh! Long way to go for a punny, but punny nonetheless

Travis Bushore   April 20, 2016 at 11:12pm

Lmao

Nate Davis   April 7, 2016 at 6:01pm

Last nights Champignon

We didn't have a full sounder last night dye to the cold, but it was hardly boaring. Geli took home the bacon after a heated three way battle in the muck and mire. Here's one to tickle your ribs:

A MAN AND A WOMAN HAD BEEN PLAYING disc golf every day for fifty years. One day, as they stood on the tee box, she said, “Honey, we’ve been married for fifty years today, so why don’t we start off the next fifty with a clean slate and ... more

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Nate Davis   March 31, 2016 at 10:38pm

3/30 Soowheee!

Zach took most of the crowd out with his first two makes of the night. Good battle to the end with Tim J. Just a warning: The rocks are dangerous!
First time for points next week, see u hawgs there.

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