5/4: Last week was a quickie as reported by the only Einswine smart enough to stick around for some fun in the mud. Clair's sty-lish form allowed him to take down the crowd in record time. Some were left disgruntled, suck it up buttercup.
5/11: A heck of a lot of fun to be had last night with a record crowd. Putting hubris abound, shenanigans ensued early along with some heckling and possibly a yo-mama joke. Half the crowd succumbed to a couple long shots which mucked up their chances of pork delight any time soon. Rare backed and ready to fight, Kat and Fitz managed to hang with Ryan after his impressive no letter run. Being the pigs they are, Ryan and Fitz eliminated poor Kat with no regard and battled for the bacon. Fitz spent some time in the bush and emerged victorious with his 1st win of the season. Better luck next time everyone.
1) A man and his pet pig walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my pig." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the pig falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a pig."
2) A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a pig sitting next to him. "Are you a pig?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The pig replied, "Well, I liked the book."
2 for 1 Special Edition
5/4: Last week was a quickie as reported by the only Einswine smart enough to stick around for some fun in the mud. Clair's sty-lish form allowed him to take down the crowd in record time. Some were left disgruntled, suck it up buttercup.
5/11: A heck of a lot of fun to be had last night with a record crowd. Putting hubris abound, shenanigans ensued early along with some heckling and possibly a yo-mama joke. Half the crowd succumbed to a couple long shots which mucked up their chances of pork delight any time soon. Rare backed and ready to fight, Kat and Fitz managed to hang with Ryan after his impressive no letter run. Being the pigs they are, Ryan and Fitz eliminated poor Kat with no regard and battled for the bacon. Fitz spent some time in the bush and emerged victorious with his 1st win of the season. Better luck next time everyone.
1) A man and his pet pig walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my pig." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the pig falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a pig."
2) A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a pig sitting next to him. "Are you a pig?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The pig replied, "Well, I liked the book."