2016 2 Putter P-I-G Point Series   April 14, 2016 at 6:03pm

Boss Hawg

A fairly quick match last night, as a majority of the participants failed to make some very elementary putts. Zach was rooting around for the win despite being down P-I to yours truly. After a few back and forth so Zach really started hamming in a comeback LL Cool J would have been proud of. He hogged all the cash as well.
Here's one for a chuckle:
Two explorers are lost in the desert. They’ve been wandering around aimlessly for days and they’re close to death.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden one of them sees something ahead in the distance.

He shouts, “A bacon tree, a bacon tree!” and rushes off towards it as fast as his weakened body will allow.

The second explorer follows him.

With renewed strength, they struggle on through the dunes until at last they get near to the tree.

They can see it’s full of every kind of pig meat you can imagine – fried bacon, back bacon, smoked bacon and more.

The first explorer shouts, “We’re saved, we’re saved!”

The second explorer says, “Wait – are you sure it’s not just a mirage? We are in the desert after all.”

The first explorer says, “Just smell that bacon – have you ever heard of a mirage that smelled of bacon?”

And so he runs to the tree with the second explorer following a few paces behind.

Just as he gets near it, there’s a burst of machine gun fire and the first explorer falls to the ground, mortally wounded.

With his last breath, he warns the second explorer, “Get back! You were right. It’s not a bacon tree. It’s a ham-bush!”