April's Fools   March 29, 2018 at 12:14am

League Targets for 2018 Season

Below you can find a list of the targets and mandos that will be in play for the league. Some of the March Madness targets have been incorporated, along with some new twists. All negative targets are indicated here. There will also be 4-6 "Stroke Penalty" targets on the course each week that will change locations. These will have the Jester league logo (at top of page).

Hole 1: Banner at top of hill between trees and rock at bottom of hill (surrounded by yellow flags)

Hole 2: Milk Jugs hanging from Pine Tree of tee and "Too Far Gong" on tree near basket

Hole 3: Anti-Mando -- Indicated by metal arrows near pin(that are also Stroke Erasers) ; you cannot go through the center path to the basket...must go around arrows

Hole 4: Sign on tree near pin and large rocks before and after creek (surrounded by yellow flags)

Hole 5: Banner on left side of fairway. Stop Sign (Stroke Penalty) near pin

Hole 6: Teleportal Hole -- indicated by metal signs (also Stroke Erasers) posted on trees to left of the woodpile. If you make it through the "Teleportal" ON YOUR DRIVE ONLY, you transport down to a 50 foot putt near the shore of Pine Lake (marked with yellow flags) as your new "tee" still shooting your first shot. R2D2 will also be on the non-Teleportal route to act as an extra Stroke Eraser.

Hole 7: Spy vs Spy Double Double Mando -- Signs posted on trees at top of hill and trees near pin. Between the signs are played as Mandos, and the signs act as Stroke Erasers. The trees at the top of the hill are the first Mando, followed by the trees near the pin and the second Mando.
Played as a par 4.

Hole 8: Banner on left of fairway.

Hole 9: Portal V2 -- The Portal V2 will be played using the Short Pin as the Portal. If you ace the short pin, you move up to the drop zone (35 foot putt) as your new tee. If you get a birdie on the short pin, you move to the drop zone sitting at 1 and shooting your second shot. The Portal Hoop will be placed 1/2 way from the basket at the drop zone, and will not be a Mando, but act as a Stroke Eraser if you make it through the Hoop. This will give you the chance to score a 0 on that hole (worth bonus league points)

Hole 10: Pine Tree Alley Double Mando - Arrows mark the Mando through the Pine Trees of the tee and also act as Stroke Erasers

Hole 11: Creek Mando -- Arrows mark the Mando over the creek (and OB) and also act as Stroke Erasers

Hole 12: Graveyard with multiple targets in fairway that act as Stroke Erasers

Hole 13: Wheel of Madness -- Spin the wheel to determine your fate. There will also be the Too Much Mustard target (Stroke Eraser) on the tree behind the pin.

Hole 14: Grateful Dead hole -- Two Mushrooms on left and right of fairway (Stroke Penalties) and a Dancing Bear in between (Stroke Eraser)

Hole 15: I'm Rick Chains B$TCH!!! -- Multiple targets on the hole ranging from chains and a Rick Chains head that act as Stroke Erasers. There will also be a 15-20 foot OB circle around the basket that will be a one stroke penalty and force you to putt again from outside the circle if you miss from your last lie.

Hole 16: New-Mando -- Mando to the right of the tree near the tee that is indicated with arrow (that is also Stroke Eraser). There will also be the Rolling Stones mouth at the corner as an additional Stroke Eraser.

Hole 17: Monopoly Wheel -- Spin the wheel to determine your fate. A mounted satellite will also be placed behind the basket for possible ricochet shots and also act as a Stroke Eraser

Hole 18: Banner in middle of fairway. Brillo-Mick target at entrance to basket area. Both are Stroke Erasers. There will also be "Guardians around the basket that will act as "Stroke Penalties."

I will have a sheet to hand out each week explaining this so there is no confusion. But if you have played March Madness before, there should be no problems, other than making sense of our wacky changes ;)