Billy Gaskill  › The Willamette Valley Bag Tag Challenge 2011   February 18, 2012 at 5:14am

Unfortunately, a van down by the river would be luxury. I'm living in a paper bag in the middle of the road. I get up for work one half hour before I go to sleep, and when I get home from work, my wife stabs me with our plastic fork and dances around on my grave, singing halleluja! (monty python....anyone?)...