Dirty Dollars Disc Golf League

I think hi-lo dubs went pretty well, we could play that more often if anyone is interested. Sounds like everyone had a great week off, Dave P. aced hole 11 for $11, on behalf of the Zethbert lack of l ... show more ›

I think hi-lo dubs went pretty well, we could play that more often if anyone is interested. Sounds like everyone had a great week off, Dave P. aced hole 11 for $11, on behalf of the Zethbert lack of league show! Congrats Davey! Please remember to be prepared, the moon is bright so you may need more light. Don't forget extra underpants for the shit show!

I got word today that only 6 pads have been sold. I know of 2 more that will be joining the 6, but that still leaves us way short. We NEED the support of our league members to show some love for the ... show more ›

I got word today that only 6 pads have been sold. I know of 2 more that will be joining the 6, but that still leaves us way short. We NEED the support of our league members to show some love for the park. Ask your boss, your mom, or your rich uncle- it doesn't matter we're 10 donations short of having pads.
It only takes one pad to make a difference! Go get one! Go on a limb for the league, and for the park.
Check your connections. I'm sure you can think of someone who wants thier name on a hole? It's free advertisement! It's a chance for a memorial to a loved one.
One donor is all you need to find!

We have just adjusted our new league schedule for this season! 27 players for the first week with two aces! We have the opportunity to obtain state finals berths this year and we would like to make ... show more ›

We have just adjusted our new league schedule for this season! 27 players for the first week with two aces! We have the opportunity to obtain state finals berths this year and we would like to make them available for league players. This year league dues will be $3 with the option of $1 for ace pool ($4 per week). See you in the swamp!

For all you alcoholics in the Dirtiest of Disc Golf Leagues: There will be an AA meeting at the Lakeshore Tavern before league. Meet at 5:15. We will discuss nothing. We will drink everything. The ... show more ›

For all you alcoholics in the Dirtiest of Disc Golf Leagues: There will be an AA meeting at the Lakeshore Tavern before league. Meet at 5:15. We will discuss nothing. We will drink everything. Then we will goff a lil bit. The weather is good. The stench is slightly above minimal. All heads of state will be present and accounted for tonight, so if you want to be in the presence of disc golf greatness, get your dirty asses out to league tonight. That is all.

Today we will be putting the "dirty" back in toxic. Watch for aces falling like bat poop. 3 weeks of filth have built up in my bowels, I am ready to $hit an ace to complement the stench spewing from ... show more ›

Today we will be putting the "dirty" back in toxic. Watch for aces falling like bat poop. 3 weeks of filth have built up in my bowels, I am ready to $hit an ace to complement the stench spewing from the sewer.
Again, bring herbal fortification and aromatic hops and grains for defense against the resident disease to prevent infection.
Godspeed.

On behalf of this dirty institution (toxic filth included) we would like to take the time to thank those who have been committed to this league, and keep things going in my absence: Whitey: semi-admi ... show more ›

On behalf of this dirty institution (toxic filth included) we would like to take the time to thank those who have been committed to this league, and keep things going in my absence:
Whitey: semi-admin/accounting, hop consumption
Dirty Mike: thinking successfully and freshening the filth frequently
K-Dogg: for stepping up the insanity and keeping possums at bay
Mort n Bert: the next generation of skee town golfers
Joses: for in continued toxic reports, guest appearances, wooter
Seth: walking across the street every week, duct tape
Dave D: diamond in the rough
A Balcom: maintaining 600 pts for 6 weeks
K Trount: muck dredging and post hole digger
I know many more of you have helped to contribute this year, if I didn't mention your name its on account of my carpal tunnel. More scores soon!
_Dirty Dollars

Afternoon- The chief toxicologist will be in attendance tonight... he will be signing discs from 5-5:45pm, so get in line! Make sure to light your discs before showing up, or they will be swallowe ... show more ›

Afternoon-

The chief toxicologist will be in attendance tonight... he will be signing discs from 5-5:45pm, so get in line! Make sure to light your discs before showing up, or they will be swallowed by toxic disgusting filth and darkness. The toxicity in our city tonight will be slightly lower than normal, with the cold and dry temps. STFU #1: 2.3, STFU #2: 2.0. See you on the course.

Due to the sh*t storm we will try something new this evening. For those of us willing to get dirty we will arrange random doubles in a handicapped format. Partners handicaps will be added and then di ... show more ›

Due to the sh*t storm we will try something new this evening. For those of us willing to get dirty we will arrange random doubles in a handicapped format. Partners handicaps will be added and then divided by 2 to create the team's handicap. Payouts based on how many dirty golfers are in attendance. Please have discs illuminated prior to league play.
Thanks,
Toxic staff

At this time I would like to thank my colleagues in administration, and the little guys (basic league players such as whitey), for all the donations to make a dirty man So wealthy. I promise as a n ... show more ›

At this time I would like to thank my colleagues in administration, and the little guys
(basic league players such as whitey), for all the donations to make a dirty man
So wealthy. I promise as a new staff member of our dirty forum that I will do everything in
My power to maintain a steady flow of your money into my pockets.
Thank you, that will be all.

For those of us who will be out there trudging through the mud and feces at McNast some extra precautions may be necessary for this evening: -Bring extra towels, an umbrella or rain coat -have LEds/ ... show more ›

For those of us who will be out there trudging through the mud and feces at McNast some extra precautions may be necessary for this evening:
-Bring extra towels, an umbrella or rain coat
-have LEds/Glo equipment ready to throw.
-positive attitudes only
We will play the original layout until further notice.
Thank you,
Toxic Staff
p.s. It is recommended that you put in $1 for the ace pool, although it is optional, Dave "big D" showed us that you can get your first ace at any time, when you least expect it. Dirty Dollars!

Due to scheduling difficulties I will not be able to be there to run this dirty operation for this week. My suggestion is that you filthy swines play some random $2 doubles, one disc challenge if you ... show more ›

Due to scheduling difficulties I will not be able to be there to run this dirty operation for this week. My suggestion is that you filthy swines play some random $2 doubles, one disc challenge if you want. I will return to the swamp next week, if the fumes don't kill me first.
p.s. We still owe Brown Rob $7.50 for his dirty round last week, the money is in a brown paper bag off to the left of 17's tee, it is partially buried in a thick black feces like substance. The bag is marked Brown.
Thank you. .

This dirty league is about to get filthy! Due to complications caused by toxic levels today the Ace pool may be adjusted but still kept as public record. As of 6/16/2011 the ace pool is $100 with th ... show more ›

This dirty league is about to get filthy!
Due to complications caused by toxic levels today the Ace pool may be adjusted but still kept as public record.
As of 6/16/2011 the ace pool is $100 with the rest left as a reserve for next time.
Starting today the ace pool reserve is $55+today's contribution. Through club deliberation this decision was made.
Toxic club would like to remind you that the $1 for the ace pool is and will always be optional.
The toxic dirt has spoken!

Good evening- The toxicologist is on a dirty sabbatical for the next few weeks. The warmest day of the year mean sweaty balls for the guys and Gordon's special for everyone else. STFU #1: 6.8, ST ... show more ›

Good evening-

The toxicologist is on a dirty sabbatical for the next few weeks. The warmest day of the year mean sweaty balls for the guys and Gordon's special for everyone else. STFU #1: 6.8, STFU #2: 6.9. Everyone be careful out there, and make sure to keep hydrated with fresh tasting Miller Lite.

K-Dogg: avg: 49.93 handicap: 0 Whitey: avg: 53.2 handicap: +3 Adam K: avg: 53.4 handicap: +3 Andrew: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4 Ferrel: avg: 54.4 handicap: +4 Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +6 Pido ... show more ›

K-Dogg: avg: 49.93 handicap: 0
Whitey: avg: 53.2 handicap: +3
Adam K: avg: 53.4 handicap: +3
Andrew: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4
Ferrel: avg: 54.4 handicap: +4
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +6
Pido: avg: 56 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 56.2 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 56.4 handicap: +6
Joe: avg: 57 handicap: +7
Morgan: avg: 58.6 handicap: +9
Dave: avg: 58.8 handicap: +9
Brenda: avg: 61.6 handicap: +12
Billy R: avg: 63.7 handicap: +14
Some of you may note that averages were not adjusted this week with the exception of our newest Dirty Disc Golfer: Billy Roesner! Thanks to Billy and Left Right Tree for Ctp and LP prizes!!
Toxic levels for this evening are unknown : (

K-Dogg: avg: 49.93 handicap: 0 Whitey: avg: 53.2 handicap: +3 Adam K: avg: 53.4 handicap: +3 Andrew: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4 Ferrel: avg: 54.4 handicap: +4 Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +6 Pid ... show more ›

K-Dogg: avg: 49.93 handicap: 0
Whitey: avg: 53.2 handicap: +3
Adam K: avg: 53.4 handicap: +3
Andrew: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4
Ferrel: avg: 54.4 handicap: +4
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +6
Pido: avg: 56 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 56.2 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 56.4 handicap: +6
Joe: avg: 57 handicap: +7
Morgan: avg: 58.6 handicap: +9
Dave: avg: 58.8 handicap: +9
Brenda: avg: 61.6 handicap: +12
We all hope it rains so we can breathe!

Good afternoon- Whether you like it or not, the dirty toxicologist will be back for today's league (autograph session from 5:45-6:00). As for today toxic outlook..... the winds are high, the rain ... show more ›

Good afternoon-

Whether you like it or not, the dirty toxicologist will be back for today's league (autograph session from 5:45-6:00). As for today toxic outlook..... the winds are high, the rain is possible, the temperature is somewhat cool. All these climatological findings lead to sub-par playing conditons, but favorable (in the sense you will not pass out) toxic readings. STFU #1: 3.2, STFU #2: 3.4. Just make sure you do not step into any soft mushy black spots (no not Whitey's ass) because you may pickup some of the toxic stench on your shoes. See you on the course. TOAST!

K-Dogg: avg: 50.4 handicap: 0 Whitey: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4 Adam K: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4 Andrew: avg: 55.2 handicap: +5 Ferrel: avg: 55.4 handicap: +5 Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5 Pido: av ... show more ›

K-Dogg: avg: 50.4 handicap: 0
Whitey: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4
Adam K: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4
Andrew: avg: 55.2 handicap: +5
Ferrel: avg: 55.4 handicap: +5
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Pido: avg: 56 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 56.2 handicap: +6
Joe: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Morgan: avg: 59.3 handicap: +9
Dave: avg: 59.6 handicap: +9
Brenda: avg: 61.6 handicap: +11
Dirty Dollars @ McGraft, welcome Pete Smith and Brenda our newest Dirty Disc Golfers!!

Its nice to see that as the weather gets better around the polluted lakeshore area, the number of dirty disc golfers has risen as well. However, with the increased number of newly established dirty d ... show more ›

Its nice to see that as the weather gets better around the polluted lakeshore area, the number of dirty disc golfers has risen as well. However, with the increased number of newly established dirty disc golfers playing, there is an increased potential of TOXIC-related incidents.
With that being said, it is my duty as chief toxicologist to let you all be aware of the potential hazards that come with playing near (hopefully not in) the toxic lagoon....

1) Always use a stick or something pointy to get your disc out of the lagoon.

2) Never take your dirty toxic fingers and put them to your nose and sniff (Whitey).

3) If you at any time start to feel faint or weird in any other way (thats not drug or alcohol induced), get away from the polluted premises as quickly as possible.

4) Never play with dirty pussies, even pussies that love dirty dollars.

STFU #1: 3.9 STFU #2: 4.1

See you all on the course.

K-Dogg: avg: 50.45 handicap: 0 Adam K: avg: 52.75 handicap: +2 Joe: avg: 55.2 handicap: +5 Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5 Andrew: avg: 55.8 handicap: +5 Whitey: avg: 56 handicap: +6 Ferrel: a ... show more ›

K-Dogg: avg: 50.45 handicap: 0
Adam K: avg: 52.75 handicap: +2
Joe: avg: 55.2 handicap: +5
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Andrew: avg: 55.8 handicap: +5
Whitey: avg: 56 handicap: +6
Ferrel: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 56.4 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 58 handicap: +8
Dave: avg: 60 handicap: +10
Morgan: avg: 60 handicap: +10
Dirty Dollars @ McGraft, a special thanks to our head of sanitation. .
Welcome to dirty dollars Morgan!

After about a week of some late spring ball-dripping heat, I am pleased to inform the dirty disc golfers that tonight's round will be much more enjoyable from a temperature standpoint. Because of the ... show more ›

After about a week of some late spring ball-dripping heat, I am pleased to inform the dirty disc golfers that tonight's round will be much more enjoyable from a temperature standpoint. Because of the decent playing conditions, along with our largest ace pool to date ($142 + tonight), there is no reason whatsoever for anyone to not show up for some dirty disc golf action. We are also celebrating a dirty birthday with one of our toxic officers, WHITEY. Make sure you say hello and remind him of how old he is. STFU#1 : 5.9, STFU#2 : 6.4. See you on the course. Toast!!

K-Dogg: avg: 50.45 handicap: 0 Adam K: avg: 52.75 handicap: +2 Whitey: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5 Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5 Andrew: avg: 55.8 handicap: +5 Joe: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6 Seth: av ... show more ›

K-Dogg: avg: 50.45 handicap: 0
Adam K: avg: 52.75 handicap: +2
Whitey: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Andrew: avg: 55.8 handicap: +5
Joe: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Ferrel: avg: 57 handicap: +7
Mike: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7
Dave: avg: 60 handicap: +10
Dirty Dollars @ McGraft, our Toxicologist should have a report soon. .

We would like to welcome the newest dirty disc golfer, Seth Knolton!! Thank you to all of the newest potential hazards, our league is growing quickly! Congratulations to Andrew Balcom for winning th ... show more ›

We would like to welcome the newest dirty disc golfer, Seth Knolton!!
Thank you to all of the newest potential hazards, our league is growing quickly!
Congratulations to Andrew Balcom for winning the playoff for 1st place and that dirty $18, Donny Jensen with -9 scratch taking home $12 and the first dirty Ctp which was donated by Left Right Tree!
Joe Wingett finished 3rd shooting 8 under his handicap taking home $6, good show guys, more to come. . .

K-Dogg: avg: 50.8 handicap: 0 Adam K: avg: 53 handicap: +1 Whitey: avg: 54.6 handicap: +4 Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5 Joe: avg: 57 handicap: +6 Andrew: avg: 57 handicap: +6 ... show more ›

K-Dogg: avg: 50.8 handicap: 0
Adam K: avg: 53 handicap: +1
Whitey: avg: 54.6 handicap: +4
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Joe: avg: 57 handicap: +6
Andrew: avg: 57 handicap: +6
Ferrel: avg: 57.2 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7
Dave: avg: 59.6 handicap: +9
sorry about the delay on those, I will have this list with me at the course.

K-Dogg: avg: 51.222 handicap: 0 Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5 Whitey: avg: 56 handicap: +5 Andrew: avg: 57 handicap: +6 Ferrel: avg: 57.2 handicap: +6 Joe's: avg: 57.5 handicap: ... show more ›

K-Dogg: avg: 51.222 handicap: 0
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Whitey: avg: 56 handicap: +5
Andrew: avg: 57 handicap: +6
Ferrel: avg: 57.2 handicap: +6
Joe's: avg: 57.5 handicap: +6
Dirty Mike: avg: 57.6 handi: +6
Look for Whitey this week he will have scorecards, and lights for sale if you need them.
Dirty Dollars on the line. .

K-Dogg: avg: 51 handicap: 0 Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5 Whitey: avg: 57 handicap: +6 Dirty Mike: avg: 56.5 handicap: +6 Ferreal: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7 Joe's: avg: 57.5 handica ... show more ›

K-Dogg: avg: 51 handicap: 0
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Whitey: avg: 57 handicap: +6
Dirty Mike: avg: 56.5 handicap: +6
Ferreal: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7
Joe's: avg: 57.5 handicap: +7
And our newest dirty disc golfer:
Andrew Balcom: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7
See yall thursday night!

adjustments may be made for this week, Mike had to leave after 2 holes, don't know what to do about the score, we could either call it +3 and use that to establish Mike's handicap and initiate him as ... show more ›

adjustments may be made for this week, Mike had to leave after 2 holes, don't know what to do about the score, we could either call it +3 and use that to establish Mike's handicap and initiate him as a Dirty Disc Golfer, or give him his money and let him try again. What do you think dirty disc golfers?

Dirty D's to be awarded: K-Dogg: D's for Damn dirty shots, and those dirty dollars Ferrel: D's for deuces on the first 4 and then nothing? Whitey: D's for dirty long putts on 2 and 10! Bret: D's f ... show more ›

Dirty D's to be awarded:
K-Dogg: D's for Damn dirty shots, and those dirty dollars
Ferrel: D's for deuces on the first 4 and then nothing?
Whitey: D's for dirty long putts on 2 and 10!
Bret: D's for double digit suprise, 1 bird on 1?
As dirty as it seems, the biggest Dirty D goes to dirty damn drifting blizzards when we're trying to play disc golf!
Double the fun!!(and time)

D is for dirty. . . D's to be awarded: K-Dogg: D's for taking all 12 dirty dollars Bret: D's for out driving almost every hole Joe W: D's for the crazy dirty deuce putt on 9 Ferrel: D's for di ... show more ›

D is for dirty. . . D's to be awarded:
K-Dogg: D's for taking all 12 dirty dollars
Bret: D's for out driving almost every hole
Joe W: D's for the crazy dirty deuce putt on 9
Ferrel: D's for dirty putt on 11 for 2
Mike R: D's for Dirty Mike? for doublin' up on 15
Whitey: D's for downing beers, dirty gringo!

If you are worried that you might lose a disc, you probably will, don't throw your prized discs, and make sure your lights are secure prior to league play. We played night golf last week at McGraft ... show more ›

If you are worried that you might lose a disc, you probably will, don't throw your prized discs, and make sure your lights are secure prior to league play.
We played night golf last week at McGraft and it was tough at times. I would recommend ribbons as well as LEDs(the brighter the better street lights on the top are a bitch). The main thing is having a good idea what you are throwing, and where it is going to go. the rest us up to luck and good fortune with trees and toxic water. . hopefully we will get some melt down before then
p.s. don't fret

Toxic Mcgraft Disc Golf Club presents: (join if you dare) Dirty Dollars Disc Golf League Singles Format $2 League Fee $1 Ace Pool (optional) Thursday Evenings Every week regardless of ... show more ›

Toxic Mcgraft Disc Golf Club presents:
(join if you dare)
Dirty Dollars Disc Golf League

Singles Format
$2 League Fee
$1 Ace Pool (optional)
Thursday Evenings
Every week regardless of weather conditions or sickness
Starting Thursday January 27, 2011
(please see club page on discgolfscene.com for news updates and contacts)
Be here around 5:30pm so we can tee off no later than 6:00pm
Due to current weather conditions and daylight savings this will be a Glo or night golf league, please have discs illuminated prior to league rounds and ribbons help too.
Each player must play 3 rounds to get their average which then becomes their initial handicap. The lowest possible handicap is zero (even) for those who average under par, and all handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.
Payouts based on attendance. First three weeks will go to low rounds scratch. Week 4 will begin handicaps for those who have played 3 weeks.
Most affordable league in the polluted lakeshore area!!

The weatherman is calling for snow tonight, but he is the dirtiest of all filthy scumbags on the planet. I'll take your snow with a grain of contaminated soil on the rim of a margarita glass, Mr. We ... show more ›

The weatherman is calling for snow tonight, but he is the dirtiest of all filthy scumbags on the planet. I'll take your snow with a grain of contaminated soil on the rim of a margarita glass, Mr. Weatherman. Not to worry, the snow will most likely be melted by the methane gas in the smelly atmosphere before it reaches the earth. This will cause mud, which should not be confused with the piles of rotting goose feces. Step in whatever you like, it's your call.
Thank you