Children:
The fact of the matter is that puppies become dogs, kittens become cats, cilantro becomes coriander, and children become adult humans. You don't have to like it, but it's gonna happen.
So now you have a choice to make. Are you going to just let those youngsters grow up all willy nilly, or are you going to step up and make a difference in their lives by playing a fun tournament and donating a little bit of cash to Utah Community Action?
These guys are doing some great things for children in low income situations and all the money we donate will go toward school supplies for those cute little pupils.
Everyone deserves to get a decent education and everyone loves a fun tournament. I think we've got it all covered here, so come on down and play with us!
This event is a single round, unsanctioned tournament with no payouts. First place in each division will receive a custom trophy made by Billy Bauer at Archetype pendants. If you don't stand a chance by playing straight up, go ahead and buy yourself some mulligans! Use your money to purchase victory AND happiness!
Will somebody please think of the children?!
https://www.utahca.org/
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