Auburn Masters 'Supported by Innova'

Hey Richard, Really looking forward to the event—always a highlight. Quick favor to ask (and I promise I come with full awareness of the chaos I’m adding to your life): I’m driving up Satu ... show more ›

Hey Richard,

Really looking forward to the event—always a highlight.

Quick favor to ask (and I promise I come with full awareness of the chaos I’m adding to your life): I’m driving up Saturday morning from Santa Cruz—about a 3-hour journey fueled by gas station coffee and questionable life choices. If there’s any way to sneak me onto one of the later cards, I’d be grateful.

I know you’ve got 200+ grown men over 40 wandering around with creaky joints, mysterious injuries, and a deep emotional relationship with ibuprofen, so I fully understand if this request gets filed under “nice try.” No expectations—just throwing it out there.

And seriously, thanks for always putting on such warm, inclusive events. Trips to Auburn somehow feel like a family reunion… just with more bogeys and fewer loud mouth incontinent inlaws.

Appreciate you,
Schuyler