SuperbOwl at Lake Fenwick: "Sweet 16" Singles Tournament

Why do we need an ASS td? There’s nothing in the pdga rules pertaining to ass behavior. Is there some nonsanctioned rule covering how much we can fart in this tournament? What specifically are the c ... show more ›

Why do we need an ASS td? There’s nothing in the pdga rules pertaining to ass behavior. Is there some nonsanctioned rule covering how much we can fart in this tournament? What specifically are the conduct parameters? Is it quantity, loudness and/or length measured? Will we get warning tiers to explain stroke penalties and disqualification? Will these be told to us at check-in time? What makes Tyler an expert on farting? I need to know if I can have chili Saturday night….so nervous.