2025 Burnt Turkey
Doubles tournament · Sat, Nov 15, 2025Nov 2025 · Pickerington, OH
Location
Schedule
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Sat
Nov 157:45am - 8:45am
Registration Open
9:15am - 12:15pm
First Round Play
12:15pm - 1:30pm
Lunch Break
1:30pm - 4:30pm
Second Round Play
Divisions Register ›
| MPO | Mixed Pro Open | $120 / team |
| MA1 | Mixed Am 1 | $100 / team |
| MA2 | Mixed Am 2 | $100 / team |
About this tournament
2 rounds of play
Welcome to the Burnt Turkey 2025. First things first, I hate you all.
The Burnt Turkey is a BYOP doubles tournament held at SImsbury DGC in Pickerington. The fun thing is, you can't just go and play this course to practice, oh no. Within 48-72 hours of play starting, I will be painting OB lines, making mandos, sending out an intricate caddy book, etc etc. all in the name of making you and your partner's life a living hell.
This year though, this one's different. I'm bringing in some friends. You will get mad at some point during this tournament. You will get mad at your partner at some point. You will get mad at me. I welcome your hatred. If you've played a Burnt Turkey before and think "Well, I already know roughly what kind of tortures he speaks." First off, speak like a normal person. And second off, no you don't. I'm paying people to come help me distract you and it's gonna be fantastic.
We have 3 divisions. If you and your teammate average a rating of 950 or higher, play MPO. If you average 900-950, play MA1. If you average 900 or below, play MA2. Please do not worry if you are on the lower rated side. This tournament is so tricked up there's a decent chance it won't matter. All divisions will be paid in cash and about 25% of proceeds will be donated to the Alzheimer's Association.
Uh, that's it for now. I'll update this when I feel like it. FEEL THE WRATH!
The Burnt Turkey is a BYOP doubles tournament held at SImsbury DGC in Pickerington. The fun thing is, you can't just go and play this course to practice, oh no. Within 48-72 hours of play starting, I will be painting OB lines, making mandos, sending out an intricate caddy book, etc etc. all in the name of making you and your partner's life a living hell.
This year though, this one's different. I'm bringing in some friends. You will get mad at some point during this tournament. You will get mad at your partner at some point. You will get mad at me. I welcome your hatred. If you've played a Burnt Turkey before and think "Well, I already know roughly what kind of tortures he speaks." First off, speak like a normal person. And second off, no you don't. I'm paying people to come help me distract you and it's gonna be fantastic.
We have 3 divisions. If you and your teammate average a rating of 950 or higher, play MPO. If you average 900-950, play MA1. If you average 900 or below, play MA2. Please do not worry if you are on the lower rated side. This tournament is so tricked up there's a decent chance it won't matter. All divisions will be paid in cash and about 25% of proceeds will be donated to the Alzheimer's Association.
Uh, that's it for now. I'll update this when I feel like it. FEEL THE WRATH!
Refund policy
Andrew Hypes is responsible for all refunds and cancellations.