Nate Clark  › Dan Brown   November 24, 2011 at 2:48pm

Enjoy your taters n turkey

While I scarf down a Tofurkey

I wish i was acing a hole

But my stomach is way to full

We claimed this land as our own

After stealing the Indians' home

For all that it is worth

We all belong to this Earth

Thanks for the plot of land

You donated to the white man?

The pilgrims gave herbs and booze

So the natives would all take a snooze

They woke up without a clue

In the middle of Timbuktu

I really wish that we shared

But Britain never cared

I'm thankful for playing disc golf

Can't rhyme with golf.