Enjoy your taters n turkey
While I scarf down a Tofurkey
I wish i was acing a hole
But my stomach is way to full
We claimed this land as our own
After stealing the Indians' home
For all that it is worth
We all belong to this Earth
Thanks for the plot of land
You donated to the white man?
The pilgrims gave herbs and booze
So the natives would all take a snooze
They woke up without a clue
In the middle of Timbuktu
I really wish that we shared
But Britain never cared
I'm thankful for playing disc golf
Can't rhyme with golf.
Enjoy your taters n turkey
While I scarf down a Tofurkey
I wish i was acing a hole
But my stomach is way to full
We claimed this land as our own
After stealing the Indians' home
For all that it is worth
We all belong to this Earth
Thanks for the plot of land
You donated to the white man?
The pilgrims gave herbs and booze
So the natives would all take a snooze
They woke up without a clue
In the middle of Timbuktu
I really wish that we shared
But Britain never cared
I'm thankful for playing disc golf
Can't rhyme with golf.