Ahoy ye scurvy dogs!
The votes have been tallied, the main sails are being patched after our battle at the Bay, and we are about to set sail of the local dirty ****, Lakeshore!!
Pack all ye provisions as the waters of Ypsilanti be a rough one. The **** be a challenge that we Pirates do not take lightly. Beaten tee's, the hum of exposed electrical boxes, free range pit bulls, and the hiss of sirens all be present. She is a fierce beast, but the League of Pirates will lay anchor regardless and plunder all we can. Sounds like we take on all 30 holes, so be ready for a winded battle at the ****. We set sail as always at 10am, so be there or face the dreaded **** tax!