WerdSlaw - Tomahawk that ****! *Official Video* Disc Golf Rap

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The most significant disc golf rap of this epoch. Northern Illinois rap collective WerdSlaw presents their music video debut with Tomahawk that ****! This is a mad throw down of sick beats, rhymes and discs all while partying like Charlie Sheen.


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[The 100th Monkey]
I'm janglin' those chains before I'm even out the car
Acing every other hole, I never ever accept par
You better just go play on through
You ain't fit to toss with me and my crew
We throw better with a burn and a couple brews
Trust me son we've had quite a few
I don't mean to brag as I reach into my bag
Pull out a stack of discs you ain't never gonna have
I got a disc that I found, a disc that I made
A disc made of light so bright it cures AIDS!

Tomahawk That ****, yeah!
Tomahawk that ****!

Roll up to the course get my gear from the trunk
Bag of discs, six of beers for shooting birdies and gettin' drunk
First tee braggin' 'bout the size of my disc
For 150 bills this **** better not miss
Hunnies playin' through me now it's time to deliver
Step up to the tee threw my **** straight in the river
I don't give a **** man we ain't even keepin' score
And as far as practice throws go I got at least 4 more
My sense of self worth is directly proportional to how I play
Shootin' 35 over makes for a really long day
Losin' minds, discs and lunches
In a bush I got that itch
I don't know what is happenin'
Tomahawk that ****!

Tomahawk That ****, yeah!
Tomahawk that ****!

I'm stealin' kids discs -- I'm the white man -- they're the injuns
I smoke a peace pipe -- I'm the last Mohican
I'm climbin' slave stairs -- you know I'm better when I'm drinkin'
My disc will still cut chains just like honest Abe Lincoln
I don't throw from the hip, cuz it's not about precision
That last 40oz gave me blurry double vision
I don't got much game cuz it's more about my swagger
Hawkin' is to me what rockin' is to Jagger
Here I go I step up to the tee and I throw
Real precisely, like me on the mic when I flow
When it comes to the art of discin' I'm a little bit narcissistic
I spark a big spliff when I get a good arc in the wrist flick
Willing to start **** to get a competitive edge
Even if it means alienating my friends
The world knows when I talk that ****
I'ma I'ma tomahawk that ****!

Tomahawk That ****, yeah!
Tomahawk that ****!

[Goad Toof]
Brews up, dro down bro'd out in bro town
Acin' it like ice man, crew hollerin' "Oh, Wow!"
Crystal up the nose like a psychedelic hoedown
This a sport that's better when you're drunk, I know now!
Hatchet, the Katana, the same you and I
Calculate the wind and the Z, X, Y
Voices in my head ask "Are we too high?"
It's time to slam a cheese steak or DUI
Gettin' straight ripped like the chains up off the basket
Turkey buzzard smoke bros huffin' down my last hits
Bring that **** 'round here and get broken like the glass is
Tomahawk they life force straight into they c
Erick IllgNovember 11, 2011 at 9:48am
Gee thanks for making discgolfers look good, no wonder the media doesn't take us seriously .
Thomas "T" D.November 11, 2011 at 2:25pm
Steady Ed Hedrick would roll in his grave. Call me "Out-dated" and "Old Fashioned" but this is not represenitive of any serious disc golfer or the sport.
Dan BrownNovember 11, 2011 at 3:01pm
WOW! Lame rip off of "Bang the Chains". And it's about three minutes too long... Tomahawk that **** in the trash!
Jerry KirklandNovember 11, 2011 at 8:02pm
****in gay as ****
- Myk Nemeth -November 11, 2011 at 8:20pm
sorry guys i only made it to 26 seconds.......................................you guys could probly get jobs at your local Good Will
- scottishrob -November 11, 2011 at 8:30pm
this is so ****ing stupid I hope I see these jackoffs on the course so I can kick their asses
Nate ClarkNovember 11, 2011 at 10:42pm
Hey the videographry isn't too shabby, someone has a good camera. That is all.
Thomas "T" D.November 11, 2011 at 10:52pm
You are a good person, Nate. Hey, Scottishrob...if you kick their asses, take that camera.lol
Nate ClarkNovember 12, 2011 at 1:33am
Wait a minute..... Did I just see them snorting cocaine off a disc and throwing beer cans on the course??? **** THESE FOOLS...STAY IN ALASKA!!!!
Erin ReichelNovember 12, 2011 at 5:24am
Oh wow.
Larry BatchelorNovember 13, 2011 at 11:09am
AGRO JACKSONNovember 13, 2011 at 11:12am
loved it! **** haterz!!! tht **** was funny!! Ima go throw a tomahawk right now!!
"Rosemere" RichardNovember 13, 2011 at 5:19pm
*FACEPALM* Seriously LAME. Weak beat, the hook was unoriginal as Dan Brown pointed out,and the rhymes were on a retarded Dr. Seuss level. The excessive drinking and drugs just made you out to look like idiots. I know lotta guys get a little lit before and while playing, but you guys took it kinda far. You're just makin the locals up there seem kinda like disrespectful miscreants. Come on down to my neck of the woods and see if you can keep up, sober or not. I'll whoop you guys at any of our local courses. All Tomahawks VS all Sidearm shoots. Sounds like fun.Good luck staying outta jail and happy hukin'!
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