Toxic McGraft Disc Golf Club   February 24, 2011 at 2:59am

week 5 is upon us. ..

It is recommended by club and league staff that dirty disc golfers strap on those lights/ribbons this week, there is a thick-disc-losin' base from the most recent lake effect dump. Due to toxic levels last week Kilgore Trout may not be with us much longer, he complained of chronic diarrhea, dillusions of persecution, and Achluophobia (Fear of darkness). It is our mission, through our professional toxicologist, to provide accurate information pertaining to toxic levels which exceed normal levels of safety. we are accepting volunteers to cover for Mr. Trout's responsibilities in his absence, (tee pad clearing and upkeep). Thank you