Toxic McGraft Disc Golf Club

Pat Temple   April 19, 2018 at 8:39pm

McGraft Summer League News

I am planning on running the summer league this year, as long as there are no objections from the peoples.

Unfortunately, I have class on Thursdays for 2 more weeks after today. I am hoping that someone will be able to take over for the next 3 weeks, until I can take over. It will be relatively easy because there will be no handicaps to deal with until my first week back. Is there anyone that is willing to do this? Ferrel Mejeur has printed off scorecards and can get them to whomever is willi ... more

I am planning on running the summer league this year, as long as there are no objections from the peoples.

Unfortunately, I have class on Thursdays for 2 more weeks after today. I am hoping that someone will be able to take over for the next 3 weeks, until I can take over. It will be relatively easy because there will be no handicaps to deal with until my first week back. Is there anyone that is willing to do this? Ferrel Mejeur has printed off scorecards and can get them to whomever is willing to run the show tonight.

Format for the league will be the exact same as when the Dogg was running things, with handicap, ace pool, and CTP/LP weekly. Handicaps will reset starting the first week (hopefully today)

Please let me know if you have any suggestions on changes or format that you think would be good for the league. I hope everyone will be willing to step up and fill in when it is needed.

K Dogg   August 5, 2017 at 5:37pm

Change of venue

This week thursday, August 10, league will be played at the rats nest at 6pm instead of mcnasty due to a concert at the park. Handicaps and ace pool will be the same as if we were still at mcnasty. See ya at the nest

K Dogg   March 31, 2017 at 9:44pm

McNasty Summer League

Its that time again, McNasty Summer League!

Singles league will start this Thursday April 6 at 6pm and the cost is $5 per week (please try to be at the course no later

then 5:50 or call ahead). THe format will be same as last year. Hanicaps will not be rolled over from last year so all

players must play three rounds to establish a handicap, on the fourth week you will no longer play course par rather your

average from the past three rounds. That will continue as long as you play l ... more

Its that time again, McNasty Summer League!

Singles league will start this Thursday April 6 at 6pm and the cost is $5 per week (please try to be at the course no later

then 5:50 or call ahead). THe format will be same as last year. Hanicaps will not be rolled over from last year so all

players must play three rounds to establish a handicap, on the fourth week you will no longer play course par rather your

average from the past three rounds. That will continue as long as you play league, ie your three previous rounds average

will be your handicap for the next week.

Ace pool is included in your entry fee ($1 per week per person) and will be open for any player for the first three weeks

of play. After week three only players with established handicaps will be elidgble for the total ace pool, all others will

only get the day of ace pool.

Our friends at Sweet Spot Disc Golf will again be helping us with CTPs and LPs at a reduced cost. There will be at least

one CTP or LP per week, the fee for this will be taken out of the total buy-ins per week (Its only $10 or less).

Out of bounds rules will be in effect for all singles league play. The only addition to previous set OB's will be the

fenced in area on hole #6 where the shuffle board courts are. If you end up in there take a drop outside the fence where it

first went over or re-tee, both encur a stroke penalty. If you don't know the set OB's and what to do if you land in them

please ask me.

Just like last year there will also be two mandos added to the course to promote safety and make the course a bit more

difficult. Mandos will be marked on trees with orange tape. The first Mando will be on hole #3. Players must pass by the

marked tree on the left side of said tree. If you fail to do so you can either try to throw back around on the proper side

(basically going backward to go forward) or you may take a drop from the short #3 teepad with a stroke penalty. The second

mando will be on hole #7. Again a tree will be marked and you must pass by it on the left side. If you miss the mando, just

like on #3, you have the option of trying to throw back around it the proper way or taking a drop on the top of the

sledding hill with a stroke penalty.

That about does it for the legal mumbo jumbo. See you all on Thursday.

Your humble leader,

K-Dogg

K Dogg   December 8, 2016 at 4:51pm

down the rabbit hole

the snow is here! double points tonight and no obs except water. dont be afraid to come out and freeze your ass off

K Dogg   April 6, 2016 at 5:32am

Getting Weirder

Its that time again, McNasty Summer League!

Singles league will start this Thursday April 7 at 6pm and the cost is $5 per week (please try to be at the course no later then 5:50 or call ahead). THe format will be basically the same as in years past with the exception of some added OBs and mandos. Hanicaps will not be rolled over from last year so all players must play three rounds to establish a handicap, on the fourth week you will no longer play course par rather your average from the past ... more

Its that time again, McNasty Summer League!

Singles league will start this Thursday April 7 at 6pm and the cost is $5 per week (please try to be at the course no later then 5:50 or call ahead). THe format will be basically the same as in years past with the exception of some added OBs and mandos. Hanicaps will not be rolled over from last year so all players must play three rounds to establish a handicap, on the fourth week you will no longer play course par rather your average from the past three rounds. That will continue as long as you play league, ie your three previous rounds average will be your handicap for the next week.

Ace pool is included in your entry fee ($1 per week per person) and will be open for any player for the first three weeks of play. After week three only players with established handicaps will be elidgble for the total ace pool, all others will only get the day of ace pool.

Our friends at Sweet Spot Disc Golf will again be helping us with CTPs and LPs at a reduced cost. There will be at least one CTP or LP per week, the fee for this will be taken out of the total buy-ins per week (Its only $10 or less).

Out of bounds rules will be in effect for all singles league play. The only addition to previous set OB's will be the fenced in area on hole #6 where the shuffle board courts are. If you end up in the courts, take a drop outside the fence where your disc first went over or re-tee, both encur a stroke penalty. If you don't know the set OB's and/or what to do if you land in them, please ask me before you play.

This year there will also be two mandos added to the course to promote safety and make the course a bit more difficult. Mandos will be marked on trees with orange tape. The first Mando will be on hole #3. Players must pass by the marked tree on the left side of said tree. If you fail to do so you can either try to throw back around on the proper side (basically going backward to go forward) or you may take a drop from the short #3 teepad with a stroke penalty. The second mando will be on hole #7. Again a tree will be marked and you must pass by it on the left side. If you miss the mando, just like on #3, you have the option of trying to throw back around it the proper way or taking a drop on the top of the sledding hill with a stroke penalty.

That about does it for the legal mumbo jumbo. See you all on Thursday.

Your humble leader,

K-Dogg

K Dogg   March 26, 2015 at 7:14pm

League News

Tonight will be the final doubles league round. Next week we will start doing handicapped singles. If you had a handicap last year it will roll over. Ace pool will start next week also. For the first 3 weeks it will be up for any player, after week 3 only players who have played at least 3 singles rounds this year will be able to get full amount, other players will get the week total. See ya out there

K Dogg   January 9, 2015 at 8:46pm

Epic Blizzard League

Just wanted to give props to the not only toxic but insane individuals who played last night. Setheren, Brian J, YT, Ballcum, RJ, Cambo, Gravy, Dani, well done weirdos!

Kilgore Trout   October 24, 2011 at 9:57pm

Warning from the Swamp

If that G*d D*mn Dirty F*ck Mike keeps acing I will be forced to take action. That is all.

Kilgore Trout   April 19, 2011 at 12:36am

Ciggy-Butts and 40's

Please keep my home clean. Thank You.

Toxic Lagoon   April 7, 2011 at 9:34am

Don't forget your local merchant:

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Joe Wingett   March 18, 2011 at 1:03am

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK

Top o' the evenin to yas-

As all of the snow cover that shields us from the toxic ground is melting away, the TOXIC stench will soon be strong enough to test even the best of gag reflexes. With temps creeping toward 60 degrees, and strong gale force winds coming off the TOXIC lagoon, there is no wondering why tonight's dirty round will be the most TOXIC to date. STFU #1 is reading at 5.4, while STFU #2 is reading at 5.9... Anyone that can make it through tonight's round is cordially invited to the White House for some dirty car bombs. See you on the course.

Ferrel Mejeur   March 15, 2011 at 10:43pm

Putting League

Dirty disc golfers your input is requested. The putting league at Sherman will be over at the end of this month. We were thinking of doing a similar league at the White House. Probably just for April, but same time same day?

Joe Wingett   March 4, 2011 at 3:31am

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK

Good evening-

STFU #1 reads a Toxic level of 2.8, while STFU #2 reads a Toxic level of 3.6. Either way- its not nearly as TOXIC as will be in the hot and humid months of summer. Get out and play some disc while you can still breathe.....

Joe Wingett   February 25, 2011 at 3:05am

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK

Afternoon-

As of 5:05pm est, the official toxic level as recorded by STFU #2 (Station reading Toxic FUmes) is at 2.7. There is no real threat of toxic levels for tonight's dirty league, so get your ass out and enjoy some disc golf.

Ferrel Mejeur   February 24, 2011 at 7:59am

week 5 is upon us. ..

It is recommended by club and league staff that dirty disc golfers strap on those lights/ribbons this week, there is a thick-disc-losin' base from the most recent lake effect dump. Due to toxic levels last week Kilgore Trout may not be with us much longer, he complained of chronic diarrhea, dillusions of persecution, and Achluophobia (Fear of darkness). It is our mission, through our professional toxicologist, to provide accurate information pertaining to toxic levels which exceed normal ... more

It is recommended by club and league staff that dirty disc golfers strap on those lights/ribbons this week, there is a thick-disc-losin' base from the most recent lake effect dump. Due to toxic levels last week Kilgore Trout may not be with us much longer, he complained of chronic diarrhea, dillusions of persecution, and Achluophobia (Fear of darkness). It is our mission, through our professional toxicologist, to provide accurate information pertaining to toxic levels which exceed normal levels of safety. we are accepting volunteers to cover for Mr. Trout's responsibilities in his absence, (tee pad clearing and upkeep). Thank you

Joe Wingett   February 11, 2011 at 1:52am

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGY DESK for WEEK 3

For tonights Dirty Dirty League the toxic fume level is a 1. The cold ass temperatures have almost completely frozen all the fumes, thus rendering their toxic stenches useless. Tonight may be the only night in your life to go play polluted McGraft Park without having to worry about the STANK. See you all tonight.

Joe Wingett   January 28, 2011 at 2:03am

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK......................

"The official TOXIC FUME level for tonights League is a 4..." No gas masks or any other inhalation safety devices needed. See you all out there tonight....

Ferrel Mejeur   January 25, 2011 at 9:38am

Dirty Doubts?

If you are worried that you might lose a disc, you probably will, don't throw your prized discs, and make sure your lights are secure prior to league play.
We played night golf last week at McGraft and it was tough at times. I would recommend ribbons as well as LEDs(the brighter the better street lights on the top are a bitch). The main thing is having a good idea what you are throwing, and where it is going to go. the rest us up to luck and good fortune with trees and toxic water. . hopefully we will get some melt down before then
p.s. don't fret

Toxic Lagoon   January 21, 2011 at 4:56am

Warning!

Toxic Mcgraft Disc Golf Club presents:
(join if you dare)
Dirty Dollars Disc Golf League

Singles Format
$2 League Fee
$1 Ace Pool (optional)
Thursday Evenings
Every week regardless of weather conditions or sickness
Starting Thursday January 27, 2011
(please see club page on discgolfscene.com for news updates and contacts)
Be here around 5:30pm so we can tee off no later than 6:00pm
Due to current weather conditions and daylight savings this will be a Glo or night golf league, please ... more

Toxic Mcgraft Disc Golf Club presents:
(join if you dare)
Dirty Dollars Disc Golf League

Singles Format
$2 League Fee
$1 Ace Pool (optional)
Thursday Evenings
Every week regardless of weather conditions or sickness
Starting Thursday January 27, 2011
(please see club page on discgolfscene.com for news updates and contacts)
Be here around 5:30pm so we can tee off no later than 6:00pm
Due to current weather conditions and daylight savings this will be a Glo or night golf league, please have discs illuminated prior to league rounds and ribbons help too.
Each player must play 3 rounds to get their average which then becomes their initial handicap. The lowest possible handicap is zero (even) for those who average under par, and all handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.
Payouts based on attendance. First three weeks will go to low rounds scratch. Week 4 will begin handicaps for those who have played 3 weeks.
Most affordable league in the polluted lakeshore area!!

Toxic Lagoon   January 19, 2011 at 9:37pm

Dirty Dollars

There will be a new league at McGraft, coming soon. .