2013 Gorgezilla Huckfest

For weeks leading up to the tournament, The Sturge and Pink Passion were unbeatable, constantly shaming and st ... more

For weeks leading up to the tournament, The Sturge and Pink Passion were unbeatable, constantly shaming and stomping Johnny Chains.

In an attempt to even the playing field, Mr. Chains instituted a diabolical random card choice for every hole.

But no amount of degrading caddying or Michael Jackson song-title usage could stop the inevitable: First and Second went expectedly to Sturge and Pink, respectively.

Daddy played, too. less