Toxic McGraft Disc Golf Club   March 18, 2011 at 1:03am

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK

Top o' the evenin to yas-

As all of the snow cover that shields us from the toxic ground is melting away, the TOXIC stench will soon be strong enough to test even the best of gag reflexes. With temps creeping toward 60 degrees, and strong gale force winds coming off the TOXIC lagoon, there is no wondering why tonight's dirty round will be the most TOXIC to date. STFU #1 is reading at 5.4, while STFU #2 is reading at 5.9... Anyone that can make it through tonight's round is cordially invited to the White House for some dirty car bombs. See you on the course.