It had has become apparent to me that zero members of our Team Night Moose Disc Golf Club has been victorious in the fact of leaving a tournament with a trophy in their respected division, in a few months. This is proposterious and unacceptable, as of course we all know, and we moose are bred to be strong, cunning and capable of destroying any field. Remember this the next time you step up the tee pad and are staring down the chains before a tournament. You know where your home is. Bring the gold back to it.