Ahoy! If ye belly’s be full from the foul feastings of Thanksgiving past, and yer families have grown weary of yer holiday cheer, bring them tired bones to the Huron River port of Hudson Mills Sunday for another raucous round of plunder. Be it a taming of the Monster or a revisiting of the ol’ Original, we shall be settin sail upon the chosen course with plenty o’ Dirty Dollars and fillin the quarter sack with every tree. Shenanigans begin at 9:30 and we’ll hoist anchor by 10, so come early or suffer the dreaded “**** Tax” along with a strong jeering from the scurvy pirates of 24 Cha!ns.
-Mr Self Destruct