Thanks to a private donor, we will have flat screen tvs at each tee box today, so don't worry about missing any football. Come sling some plastic, keep up with the football games, and get the tag that you always wanted. How could you pass up an opportunity like that!! We will begin at 2:00, so come a little early and get paid up and limbered up.
Feed The Chains...Or They Will Turn Into Gargoyles
Note: There will not actually be flat screens on the course today, sorry if I excited you.