Whether you like it or not, the dirty toxicologist will be back for today's league (autograph session from 5:45-6:00). As for today toxic outlook..... the winds are high, the rain is possible, the temperature is somewhat cool. All these climatological findings lead to sub-par playing conditons, but favorable (in the sense you will not pass out) toxic readings. STFU #1: 3.2, STFU #2: 3.4. Just make sure you do not step into any soft mushy black spots (no not Whitey's ass) because you may pickup some of the toxic stench on your shoes. See you on the course. TOAST!