dearly beloved i am hereby backing out of the chili cook off.
in these times of famine and strife it is refreshing to see glimpses of ambition and enthusiasm from the masses. in particular some of you seem especially excited to have the opportunity to win something for once in your miserable lives. the presence of the concoctions from the most holy has no place at this table. this would be no concept of fair is fair otherwise. i will however still be present to pass off the papal mitre or hat for the ignt to this years most high. amen.