Jason "Rage" morton  › Chadwick - Acerbinky   October 5, 2010 at 8:45pm

Dude, I got suckerpunched in portland and drug into a bush and robbed. I'll have to miss this wednesday for a doctors appointment. But I'm fine, just got a concussion and several bruises. I think it was a girl scout who was angry I didn't buy her cookies. I hope this buys me points for the dabney misfits.