Whiskey Ninjas DGC

Marc Carls   5 hours ago

22 holes with OT

Of note the past 3 rounds were not a full 24 round but there is not a 22 hole option to enter. Holes 6-7 have been skipped each time. April 22 ended in a tie at 11 under and Bear won CTP for MarcBear to seal the victory over D-Brad. Woody lugged the bevs a few more holes then most to pull up the rear. Also of note a few morels were plucked after bacon candy and Brad went home with a few bucks for a DOT.

Nate Schwartz   March 19 at 8:49pm

Mitten March - Freezing wind with abrasive

Brad, Carls and Bear held down the Mitten end of the tale of two peninsulas. Things were pretty tight for the first 7 holes, with team Bear leading at -3, Carls -2 and Brad -1. Carls fared well with pars on separator holes 4 and 5, Brad and Bear not so much. Windy conditions forced a delay for the #5 safety meeting. Brad unleashed a tarantula which led to a Bear birdie on 6, followed by a bogey on 7 to kick off a carry streak through the sanctuary. Brad got a $2 dot on 12 and validated to tie fo ... more

Brad, Carls and Bear held down the Mitten end of the tale of two peninsulas. Things were pretty tight for the first 7 holes, with team Bear leading at -3, Carls -2 and Brad -1. Carls fared well with pars on separator holes 4 and 5, Brad and Bear not so much. Windy conditions forced a delay for the #5 safety meeting. Brad unleashed a tarantula which led to a Bear birdie on 6, followed by a bogey on 7 to kick off a carry streak through the sanctuary. Brad got a $2 dot on 12 and validated to tie for last place. Bear's only decent shot in the sanctuary was a park job on 14 to secure solo second, and pushed the carry to Brad for next week. Carls won easily with a score 3x better than his nearest challenger.

Marc Carls   March 12 at 3:04pm

March11

The birdie drought on hole 4 ended. Forehand Wasp from the base of the stairs sailed home from Marc and led to a 7 down thru 8 start. Eventually finishing with the -11 win. Woody decided baskets he should walk off the course with a highlight and blasted cage on 14 for a DOT.. Next week's ninja crew ill be separated into 2 pennisula's.. The mitten vs the wang for a spring break hiatus.

Marc Carls   March 5 at 3:29pm

Winners carry beer

Shorts were worn for the first time this year by Bear and the mosquitoes gave him a 5 star rating.. Would recommend eating again! The scores stayed tight all night with a spitout from the worlds worst baskets knocking Hollywood Marc down to carry duties for the last 7 holes. But on that final hole Marc parked his drive and team D-Wood birdied to force sudden death overtime with team Rhyno Cruise and forced carry-out /carry-in for the night. Forehanders vs the backhanders.. and the CTP went to the backhanders! So they won the war but lost the fight to bear bevs.

Marc Carls   January 23 at 3:08pm

200,000 heat units

The snow in the woods was over the boot but open areas required more effort in the heavy and deep stuff. Zero clue where a tee pad begin/ended for the round. There were four ninjas that ventured out and they may lay claim to the ninja record for hottest jerky tested with some Habanero beef out of Gary's meats in Lowell. Battered mouths worked quickly to lighten the beer cooler. And the sanctuary led to a cooler handoff almost every tee. Brad's ace run on the 3rd to last hole allowe ... more

The snow in the woods was over the boot but open areas required more effort in the heavy and deep stuff. Zero clue where a tee pad begin/ended for the round. There were four ninjas that ventured out and they may lay claim to the ninja record for hottest jerky tested with some Habanero beef out of Gary's meats in Lowell. Battered mouths worked quickly to lighten the beer cooler. And the sanctuary led to a cooler handoff almost every tee. Brad's ace run on the 3rd to last hole allowed him and his rhyno partner Bear to take the lead over MarcWood as the 33 degree rain glazed up clothing/roads.

Marc Carls   November 21 at 3:36pm

Cold November Rain

Sudden death once again necessary to break the tie at the top. Solo-Woody edges out T-Carls with the CTP as the skies Guns N' Roses our final 2 holes. Team Rhyno followed a few strokes behind.

Marc Carls   November 7 at 3:55pm

Rally Time

We had a full ninja roster for the post time change round. The early lead held by team D-Bear seemed like the coffin nails were being hammered down. On 7s tee pad T-Carls was in last place then Brad Wood 2nd and D-Bear holding command. Birdies in the sanctuary somehow left the ninjas in a 3 way tie with just 2 holes remaining. All 3 teams were left with putts outside of the circle. Brad Wood first- couldn't birdie, then Bears putt couldn't connect and a delay with confusion in the d ... more

We had a full ninja roster for the post time change round. The early lead held by team D-Bear seemed like the coffin nails were being hammered down. On 7s tee pad T-Carls was in last place then Brad Wood 2nd and D-Bear holding command. Birdies in the sanctuary somehow left the ninjas in a 3 way tie with just 2 holes remaining. All 3 teams were left with putts outside of the circle. Brad Wood first- couldn't birdie, then Bears putt couldn't connect and a delay with confusion in the dark led Travis to attempt his putt since he thought Darin had thrown.. Misses.. so the group decides Marc should follow his partner and let Darin be the final putt. A banger dual for the ages! Marc punches his stepper center post to allow the gallery to exhale in anticipation of what Darin has left. The pressure was not too much as he also cans the deuce with aggression. Hole 14 was a bit of a formality with both leading teams deucing so SUDDEN DEATH remained for deciding hole 15. As a "trial run" decision was made to award the victory to whomever gets CTP instead of worst shot doubles, each ninja attempted to park the hole. The closest turned out to be a yellow drone owned by team T-Carls. Never held the lead thru 18 holes, last place with 8 to go, 19th hole walk off win. Pork sandwiches and apple crisp for everybody.

Marc Carls   October 18 at 2:12pm

Oct 16 sudden death

Once again with a full roster, the final hole pushed two pair of ninja's to sudden death. But resulted in a tie between WoodCarls and D-Brad. There were 19 holes played with 23 replacing 18 and a new safari hole par 4. This soccer tying nonsense has left a bad taste in several ninja's mouths. Bears carry.

Marc Carls   October 10 at 3:19pm

Oct 9 sudden death

There was a full ninja roster witnessing a showdown thru the sanctuary. Team Marc- Bear birdied 9, 10, 11, 12, 13... but couldn't make the putt on 14 to end with -10. Team D Wood was matching bird for bird but made their final putt to force overtime.. Sadly both teams par'd to end in a tie. Bear had a ground skip to pole hit dot also.

Marc Carls   September 5 at 2:29pm

Full roster labor day

A rare solo birdie on hole 4 with Bear driving up left hill and then canning a circle 2 putt for the deuce. Also of note, the Sept 4th round did not play holes 6 and 7 for time.

Marc Carls   August 22 at 1:44pm

Hole 11 ace

With 4 holes remaining the scores were tight with a pair of -6's and a -5.. Woody played Coldbrook for over 15 yrs to get his first ace and it only took 2 months to get his next. Backhand Woody with a center post no doubter to take the lead. A birdie on 12 and 13 gave team WoodMarc enough cushion to par to the win. Full ninja attendance =$25 payout on the ace.

Marc Carls   July 11 at 3:25pm

No carry 24 holer

Team Brad/Marc completed a no carry despite having a bogey on hole 24 for the July 10th round. The 15 birdies helped keep the cooler at bay for the whole round. The duo attributed some of the good karma to their snacks. Jalapeño bacon crackers and brownie chocolate crunchy dessert.

Marc Carls   June 20 at 3:28pm

Hole 15 ace!

Woody finally popped his Coldbrook ace cherry on his first throw of the night. Forehand shot went inside the desired line but his immediate "Get Lucky" yell guided the disc into 15's basket. He and his partner Bear were -5 thru the first 4 holes.. and several ties and lead changes resulted in D-Marc scratching out a victory by 1 at the end. -12 to -11.

Marc Carls   June 6 at 1:24pm

June 5th

Of note on June 5th round, team D-Marc pulled off a rare no bogey / no carry thru 24 holes. The cooler was crammed with ice and bevs to the chagrin of mostly solo Bear.

Marc Carls   May 23, 2023 at 2:31pm

May 22

Bear had a drive land within 15 ft of hole 5's basket for one of the closest drives in ninja history there.. And finished the putt for the rare birdie. His partner Woody also made the highlight reel with an aggressively hard chain/post hit on 14 which flopped out and left the inner ring of chains bound up due to force. DOT $ paid. There was not an option for 22 holes played on the 22nd.. but a whiskey skip occurred to bypass holes 6 and 7.

Marc Carls   May 16, 2023 at 2:30pm

First alts of the year

Holes 19-24 were played but the daylight shortage required a whiskey skip of holes 8, 9, 10 to make it an unconventional 21 hole round before it got dark.

Marc Carls   May 9, 2023 at 2:16pm

Two turkeys X 3 teams = Tri -Twoturks?

There is a fair chance history was made with all 3 teams deucing 6 straight holes. Starting at hole 7 and thru 12 the deuce was loose. HollywoodCarls botched the 7th hole but D-rad continued for 8 straight and the no carry win. BearWood got 7 in a row to edge out 2nd place. The rain was falling for over half the holes and may have contributed to the oddities. (HollywoodCarls went 12 holes without a par starting at hole 18.. 3 birds followed by 3 bogies followed by 6 birds)

Marc Carls   April 4, 2023 at 6:36pm

April DOTs

There hadn't been metal hits in quite a few round but the first round in April came with some dollars exchanged. Marc's backhand skipped off the ground and pegged front cage on hole 2. Later in the round Travis hopped off the ground on hole 9 for another Dot.

Marc Carls   March 28, 2023 at 2:55pm

March 27 news

Team BearWood completed the rare No-carry No-win.. Team CarlsBrad Caverns had 12 birdies on the night but thanks to their 2nd bogey of the round on the second to last hole they gave BearWood a chance tied -9 to -9 with one hole remaining.. Brad backhand buzz turned out to be the CTP needed for a win.

Marc Carls   February 20, 2023 at 6:47pm

Hole 5 deuced

Bear landed a big drive near the final trees near the green on hole 5 and his partner Woody hit a long putt for the first birdie in a long time. (guesstimates range in the 16-24month range). Especially rare in the dark. Congrats.

Marc Carls   January 3, 2023 at 3:39pm

New year down to the wire

2023's first round came down to a 3 way tie at 8 under with 1 hole to play. HollyWood's birdie effort came up short so sudden death fell to team Marc/Brad and D-Bear. Early tree hits sent D-Bear into scramble mode and they finished with a bogey for a Marc/Brad par for the win finish.

Marc Carls   October 11, 2022 at 8:14pm

Big putts

Highlights from the Oct 10th round include solo deuce on hole 4 from Woody. Forehand approach shot said in from the stair area to give bevs back to team T-Carls. T-Carls also bagged a handful of circle two putts to try to keep things close. There were at least 3 other forehand putts cashed as D-Wood looked to set a ninja record, but sadly their putters failed them on 11 and 12 with less then 20 footers missed to finish with -12 on 18 holes.

Nick Elwell   August 16, 2022 at 3:47pm

22 Birdied again

22 was birdied again with a 200 foot throw in by Bear, making it not so extraordinarily rare. 3 down with 3 to play DWood, managed to pull even, only to lose on the worst shot playoff.

Marc Carls   August 9, 2022 at 1:53pm

August double deucer

Scores entered for July 8th round indicate 21 holes because there was not a 22 hole option. Holes 6 and 7 were skipped for daylight preservation. Also of note team D-Wood had a no carry victory and Brad capitalized on a bomber drive on 22 with a putt in the 60-70ft range for an extraordinarily rare deuce on the 420 hole.

Marc Carls   July 12, 2022 at 2:12pm

Hole 4 deuced again

Woody played part in another hole 4 bird in less then a month with a drive mid hill right edge and a putt by Carls to provide juice for the ninjas on the balmy 90+ degree night. This helped lead them to a 1 stroke victory after playing 24 holes for the first time this year. -13 with a bogey edged out D-Bear. (Also of note: July 4th round completed remotely at Avalanche Preserve with scores: HollyCarls= -9, WoodCasey= -2, D&T= -2

Marc Carls   June 28, 2022 at 2:16pm

Deuce on 4

Team BearWood got the elusive deuce on hole 4. Drive from Bear landed a bit up the hill and Woody jammed one in from approximately 70ft. That gave them a reprieve from carrying duties but DCarls birdied the entire sanctuary (9-14) 6 holes to squeak out the win by 1 stroke.

Marc Carls   April 26, 2022 at 2:23pm

6 man crew for the quadragenarian

Rules ninja T$'s 40th birthday drew a rare appearance from DJ Dirty on April 25th. WNDGC couldn't locate an officially posted score from Dirty since June of 2016!! This required 2 extra meetings mid round on top of a starter and closer meeting at the barn to make sure nobody remembered the round details. 7 times the safety resulted in a sudden death tie. The birthday ninja had an ace run but didn't christen his 40s with a victory.

Marc Carls   March 15, 2022 at 3:25pm

Ninja 18 hole record matched

Team D and T shook off their winter rust with the first round after daylight savings to shoot -14 on 3-14-2021. Strong tee shots and some big putts on a sloppy mudfest evening contributed to the hot round. A bogey free round with the only pars occurring on 18, 4, 5, and 13. This score has been achieved 2 other times in ninja history (Bear/Carls 10/18/21) & (Hollywood Carls 10/9/17)

travis p   February 22, 2022 at 7:33pm

Vegas Announces Biggest Gains Ever After WNDGC Upset

Las Vegas casinos are rolling in cash today after an upset in the WNDGC.

In a strictly moneyline wagering event heavy money was placed on the favorites, veteran tournament team D-Carls. Second favorites were the tournament champion team of T-Wood. Strictly by Hollywood status alone, not a single bet was placed on team Bear.

Big Money was feeling fine after the first hole where no ground was gained after a star-duece. Something must have been in that duece-juice as Big Money was left WTF- ... more

Las Vegas casinos are rolling in cash today after an upset in the WNDGC.

In a strictly moneyline wagering event heavy money was placed on the favorites, veteran tournament team D-Carls. Second favorites were the tournament champion team of T-Wood. Strictly by Hollywood status alone, not a single bet was placed on team Bear.

Big Money was feeling fine after the first hole where no ground was gained after a star-duece. Something must have been in that duece-juice as Big Money was left WTF-ing the rest of the round while D-Carls hung around EVEN, never really standing a chance.

The matchup turned to T-Wood and team Bear. There's a large gap in what actually happened in the middle of the course, but sources have it that team Bear was able to hold off any late run by T-Wood and obtain the first Hollywood victory in months.

Las Vegas casinos report the first ever 100% profit on a major sporting event.

travis p   February 22, 2022 at 4:52pm

Vegas Announces Biggest Gains Ever After WNDGC Upset

Las Vegas casinos are rolling in cash today after an upset in the WNDGC.

In a strictly moneyline wagering event heavy money was placed on the favorites, veteran tournament team D-Carls. Second favorites were the tournament champion team of T-Wood. Strictly by Hollywood status alone, not a single bet was placed on team Bear.

Big Money was feeling fine after the first hole where no ground was gained after a star-duece. Something must have been in that duece-juice as Big Money was left WTF- ... more

Las Vegas casinos are rolling in cash today after an upset in the WNDGC.

In a strictly moneyline wagering event heavy money was placed on the favorites, veteran tournament team D-Carls. Second favorites were the tournament champion team of T-Wood. Strictly by Hollywood status alone, not a single bet was placed on team Bear.

Big Money was feeling fine after the first hole where no ground was gained after a star-duece. Something must have been in that duece-juice as Big Money was left WTF-ing the rest of the round while D-Carls hung around EVEN, never really standing a chance.

The matchup turned to T-Wood and team Bear. There's a large gap in what actually happened in the middle of the course, but sources have it that team Bear was able to hold off any late run by T-Wood and obtain the first Hollywood victory in months.

Las Vegas casinos report the first ever 100% profit on a major sporting event.

Nate Schwartz   December 14, 2021 at 2:01pm

Crazy eights

Evidently equality is a Ninja priority this December. With a 2-way tie last week and a 3-way tie last night, no team so far this month has pulled off an actual win.

Marc Carls   October 19, 2021 at 1:13pm

Only 4 pars

Carls/Bear finished -14 on 18 holes, The only pars were on 4,5,6,14. 4 and 6 were 35 and 20 ft putts, Carls' putt on 6 touched bottom basket before falling out. 14 also splashed out.

Marc Carls   September 21, 2021 at 8:41pm

*Sept 20 round =22 holes

It should be noted the scores for Sept 20th were thru 22 holes. Whiskey skip occurred past hole 5 and 6.

Marc Carls   August 31, 2021 at 4:58pm

August finish was close

Bear solo birdied hole 5 and started the comeback which led to some hot sanctuary action and a sudden death playoff hole. Both Woody/Deiters and Carls/Bear birdied the worst shot playoff to finish -10.

Marc Carls   August 10, 2021 at 4:03pm

Noteworthy August action

Woody connected with a DOT for the 4th consecutive week to collect $3. Hole 3 with a backhand this week. Marc solo birdied hole 5 to end a very long drought on one of the least birdied holes in the park.

Marc Carls   May 4, 2021 at 6:03pm

7 deuces in a row

Team Wood/Carls were tailing the card before the bird sanctuary. Holes 9-14 were birdied to force a sudden death playoff hole vs T$/Bear. They both drove within 15ft to get the final and 7th deuce for the victory. -11 with one bogey.

Marc Carls   December 29, 2020 at 7:15pm

Carry free

We are not sure when this has happened before, but team Marc-Bear had a no carry Dec28... BUT did not win. 2nd place by 1 stroke to team D-Wood

Nick Elwell   August 20, 2019 at 7:19pm

Bizarro Ace 2

Woody took a 1 on hole 9 at Spring Valley but had already thrown a drive, right after Ninja Darin 2nd throw dot. Audience in attendance was excited but the Ninjas were not.

Marc Carls   July 23, 2019 at 1:11pm

Da Bear

Bear brought his his appetite for big holes July 22nd. Crushed a drive on 4 up the hill near an all time close range and bagged a deuce.. Then followed up on hole 5 with a drive that left him 80-100ft away and drained the putt for a back to back birdie night on the 2 toughest holes in the 18 hole layout. Hence forth, to be known as a Bear.

Marc Carls   July 16, 2019 at 1:59pm

bizarro ace

Marc took a 1 on hole 15, but had already thrown a drive, so there was no cash exchanged. -7 thru the first 7 holes may be a ninja record. The birdies fizzled out but a no carry was recorded on the way to a -11.

Nick Elwell   July 8, 2019 at 7:28pm

Down the hill

Bear took advantage of the heat on #22 with a bomb down the hill, pin high on the left side. Bizaroo bear came thru with the clutch putt for the 1st birdie on #22 for the year. The putter would get in the way again on #4 while missing two inside the circle putts.

Marc Carls   May 7, 2019 at 2:20pm

Shrike up the hill

Bear took advantage of minor leaf growth to throw his drive on 4 all the way up the hill within circles edge. Darin got the birdie putt to fall. Quite possibly one of the best CTP's in Ninja history.

Marc Carls   April 2, 2019 at 1:13pm

April fool anomaly

After swapping birdie and par on the first two holes, the teams went on a 16 hole shot for shot tie. Identical scores including a 6 hole bird streak in the sanctuary. The ties continued during worst shot tie breaker with both Wood-Car and D-Bear getting pars to finish at -9.

Nate Schwartz   November 20, 2018 at 6:59pm

Canned!

On a fine night for glow golf, some chains did crash
Sadly none from the teepad, but Carls aced in the trash

(12 tee to 13 trash can)

Marc Carls   June 19, 2018 at 4:11pm

Karma paid off

After a big drive up hole 4's hill, Team Turbo Carls started picking trash on the fairways which was all over the place. Once the putt was lined up BAM!! deuce drained from around 50+ out uphill. Ending a very long hole 4 deuce drought.

Marc Carls   March 8, 2018 at 2:39pm

DOT despite lots of carries

Bear hit a bit low on hole 1 for the highlight of the night. 23 and 24 were played instead of 18 and a whiskey skip on 6-7 occurred for 17 total holes.

Marc Carls   January 30, 2018 at 7:59pm

Cold and carryless

22 degrees and snow after a warm weekend welcomed the ninjas to the woods with some slippery pads. Team NNP/Carls completed a no carry on the night despite not shooting a super low score. Bear fell victim to the snow and quickly doled out dollars to the remaining players.

Marc Carls   November 7, 2017 at 3:14pm

Full night round

D ended a DOT drought with hole 14, but ended tied for second on the evening due partially to Bear throwing zero putts in on the evening. 19 hole no putts may be a record.

Marc Carls   March 8, 2017 at 4:34pm

First Ace of 2017

Hole 11 has been kind to Ninja bear in the past, but St. Pattys day came 11 days early for Rules Ninja T$. The lefty threw a backhand anny the whole way with one of the oldest discs carried in the entirety of the WNDGC. Old English D struck dead center without a question and came to rest with the glow light spinning on a low 50s night with fairly strong wind. T$ made sure to ace with the first full 6-some outing in months to cash $25.

Nick Elwell   December 22, 2016 at 5:58pm

Worst Shot Let Down

1 down with 3 holes to play, Ninja Wood managed to rally with two birdies in a row on 12 & 13 to take the lead by 1 for only a moment as Ninja Darin rose to the occasion with a park job on 14 to tie it all up and force a worst shot playoff. With two near park jobs Darin was sitting pretty in the playoff. With an ace run on the 1st throw Ninja Woody felt the pressure while sweating bullets and could not handle it on the second throw as he hits the 1st tree, handing Darin the win on a platter. ... more

1 down with 3 holes to play, Ninja Wood managed to rally with two birdies in a row on 12 & 13 to take the lead by 1 for only a moment as Ninja Darin rose to the occasion with a park job on 14 to tie it all up and force a worst shot playoff. With two near park jobs Darin was sitting pretty in the playoff. With an ace run on the 1st throw Ninja Woody felt the pressure while sweating bullets and could not handle it on the second throw as he hits the 1st tree, handing Darin the win on a platter. Making it 5 in a row. Ninja Bear could not find the bottom of the basket, making only one putt all night and that was a 5 footer. Which begs the question, he is putting left-handed next week? Tune in next week to find out.

Marc Carls   December 20, 2016 at 8:32pm

It all came loose

Real feel in the negative 15 range proved too much for tape jobs. We all lost a few lights and a few lost a disc. Don't heat your discs up with hot water and expect them to hold tape the next day.

Also valve stem came loose on a van to make the trip back to Gobles take over 6 hrs. Only way to go is up from here.

Marc Carls   September 27, 2016 at 3:32pm

Half as many

3 Ninjas twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.
Original 18 played plus 2 bonus holes for the speedy threesome. lefthand bear dazzled the crew with 2 birdies despite gusty winds.

Nick Elwell   September 20, 2016 at 2:55pm

Asterisk Sept 19

Only played 16 holes due to ranger danger. Safety Ninja Bear continues to play lefty only due to the Mexican cock fighting incident mentioned below

Marc Carls   September 2, 2016 at 3:32pm

Asterisk Aug 29

It should be noted that the Aug 29th round was only 16 holes due to daylight loss. Also Safety Ninja Bear played the entire round with his left hand after a right hand injury suffered in a presumed Mexican cock fighting incident.

Marc Carls   August 2, 2016 at 2:40pm

August 1 hole in 1

Drive of the day was only held by Marc for 1 hole before Bear stole the show. A rare birdie on hole 5 caught the ninja's up with several slow groups. After a par on hole 6 Bear threaded his Rhyno backhanded thru the tree riddled hole and stuck it in the Mach 3 for an ace! Congratulations and $15 ensued.

Marc Carls   June 14, 2016 at 5:57pm

June 13 clarification

Travis had a skip chain-out on hole 3 so dollars were paid to him. Bear had a fall off the edge of tee 18, but it was close enough to birdie. Payouts were promptly sent on PayPal. The inability for team MarcBearpig to birdie in the sanctuary and HollyWood's bogey on 13 allowed team D&T$ to birdie the final hole and sneak into a 3 way tie (-8) for sudden death worst shot tie breaker. Darin's putter remained hot and they took the lead for the first time all round on the 19th hole to win. Hollywood remains cooler carrier next week.

Marc Carls   June 7, 2016 at 4:43pm

Double DOT for team Twood

T$ started the round out with a skip up to the cage on 15 and his partner Woody threw a line drive laser on 11 which turned out to have more heat then the chains could handle as he splashed out. $5 each was a nice consolation prize for coming in 3rd. DMarcus had a string of 4 deuces to start and a later string of 5 deuces but went cold everywhere else and settled for -8. A late push by TurboSchwartz came up just short of forcing an extra tie breaking overtime hole.

Marc Carls   April 19, 2016 at 5:46pm

2 dots, water holes, and missing basket

Darin's drive on 17 gave a tree a little kiss before it blasted the entire left side of the chains. Unfortunately the Mach II's were not ready to swallow and spit him back out. The ninjas played the alternate holes for the first time in roughly 6 months with a handful of deuce juice spread around. The 2nd DOT of the night was T$'s drive on 23 with some pole dancing that was confirmed by at least 2 ninjas. The basket on hole 6 has been stolen. A casual confirmed it was sometim ... more

Darin's drive on 17 gave a tree a little kiss before it blasted the entire left side of the chains. Unfortunately the Mach II's were not ready to swallow and spit him back out. The ninjas played the alternate holes for the first time in roughly 6 months with a handful of deuce juice spread around. The 2nd DOT of the night was T$'s drive on 23 with some pole dancing that was confirmed by at least 2 ninjas. The basket on hole 6 has been stolen. A casual confirmed it was sometime Saturday night or Sunday morning. The matchups were close and the final few holes determined a playoff was necessary. Worst shot tie breaker came down to PT cruiser and MarcBear pig. The hot putting of Marc sealed the deal to finish with another deuce from an already depleted bottle.

Nick Elwell   April 7, 2016 at 4:29pm

Drizzle & Dotts

It was a night of dots. The rain kept mostly to a drizzle last night, heaviest at first so we started with trash bags over the disc bags. On the first throw of the night ninja bear nicked the post. Wood had already given his last dollar for the dot on Monday earlier that evening, so no money changed hands. Both attending ninjas deuced the first two holes and on the tee of the third had a discussion on the hazily defined and therefore rare 'Roadhouse'. Ninja wood ripped the trash b ... more

It was a night of dots. The rain kept mostly to a drizzle last night, heaviest at first so we started with trash bags over the disc bags. On the first throw of the night ninja bear nicked the post. Wood had already given his last dollar for the dot on Monday earlier that evening, so no money changed hands. Both attending ninjas deuced the first two holes and on the tee of the third had a discussion on the hazily defined and therefore rare 'Roadhouse'. Ninja wood ripped the trash bag off his discs due the an uncooperative bag strap at this point. Following an unimpressive star par on #17, ninja woody pulled ahead with a deuce on #18. Both deuced #1 to make it b-3 w-4. There was a dry spell for a few holes after that, accounting for pars on #2 and #3. About this time, ninja bear also removed the trash bag, as the rain had slowed to a weep. Wood Bogeyed #4 due to some upshot fuckery, and bear parred to tie things up at three. The ninjas threw all four possible tee shots on #5, but somehow ended up with pars. Ruining the whiskey skip, bear birdied #6, followed by a star par on #7 which left the ninjas thirsty. Their thirst went unquenched on #8 as well. Bizarro wood and regular bear parked #9, and instead of walking up the fairway and finishing the hole ninja bear decided to chuck another drive. This resulted in the dreaded 'fun shot dot', bouncing off the base of the pole, which costed him the dollar that was owed after the first hole's dot. Despite this setback, he was able to finish out the hole in 2 while wood failed to make the putt making the score b-5 w-3. The next four were star pars despite some decent looking attempts. Coming into the last hole wood knew he needed an ace, and he gave it one of the best attempts on record. His sidearm shot held the anhyzer line too well and cut left just a bit early, hitting basket then chains then basket then dirt. The stroke he gained due to a bear par was one too few, finishing out the round one dollar richer with one stroke too few, b-5 w-4.

Nick Elwell   February 18, 2016 at 6:17pm

Birthday Round

On a Sunny Bear birthday, Wood dotted #16 with a skip into the bottom side of the basket. After going tails, birdie, birdie, par, Ninja Wood got the beer on #17 tee box all because of the flip. With the space station flying overhead, Ninja Woody had a towering drive down #5 fairway, reaching the pine trees close to the basket. After waiting and watching bears discs bounce all kinds of directions off of trees, Ninja wood finally threw his approach shot, banging the chains and dropping it in the b ... more

On a Sunny Bear birthday, Wood dotted #16 with a skip into the bottom side of the basket. After going tails, birdie, birdie, par, Ninja Wood got the beer on #17 tee box all because of the flip. With the space station flying overhead, Ninja Woody had a towering drive down #5 fairway, reaching the pine trees close to the basket. After waiting and watching bears discs bounce all kinds of directions off of trees, Ninja wood finally threw his approach shot, banging the chains and dropping it in the basket for birdie, with a bizarro shot to go. By the time the hole was over there was discussion it might be the only hole in WNDGC history with a birdie and a triple during the same round. With a commanding 3 stroke lead standing on #6 tee pad ninja wood proceeded to fall apart. A bogey, bogey, par, bogey, saw his lead evaporate on 6/7/8/9. He is still wondering how he can play 4/5 1 under and 6/7/8/9 3 over. Enter the sanctuary, Ninja Darin had his tee shots working while Bizarro D had the hot putter. After Bizarro D banged a 20 footer to finish the round while birding every hole in the sanctuary, Ninja woody was left scratching his head on what just happened after blowing a 3 stroke lead with 9 to play.

Nate Schwartz   February 8, 2016 at 8:16pm

Bizarro!

It was wet and windy when walking into Wednesday's match. Things started out in unsurprising fashion for the three ninjas with a star par on #15. D deuced #16, and Wood bogeyed #17. Of note on #18, Bear found a disc lost (ok, forgotten) two days prior about 15' off the fairway. Play continued similarly until the three star bogeyed #4 & #5, Woody keeping the tee (deuced #2) and bear the beer for both. D marginally outplayed the two other ninjas through the next few holes while W ... more

It was wet and windy when walking into Wednesday's match. Things started out in unsurprising fashion for the three ninjas with a star par on #15. D deuced #16, and Wood bogeyed #17. Of note on #18, Bear found a disc lost (ok, forgotten) two days prior about 15' off the fairway. Play continued similarly until the three star bogeyed #4 & #5, Woody keeping the tee (deuced #2) and bear the beer for both. D marginally outplayed the two other ninjas through the next few holes while Woody employed the opposite strategy. On #12, D's first drive made the choice to throw another drive easy. Bizarro D fired his counterpart's white blizzard ape right down the pipe. Though it promptly went stealth to the observers, the disc slammed into the chains leaving little doubt that the ninjas had witnessed the first Bizarro ace on WNDGC record books. Following some discussion, and in the absence of the rules ninja, it was decided that $3 was fitting compensation for the privilege of witnessing such an event. Woody and Bear both deuced the hole, slightly tempering the gain for D, but in truth it was all but over even prior to the Bizarro ace. Team D won comfortably in terms of both score and monetary compensation. (2/3/16)

Nick Elwell   January 8, 2016 at 6:06pm

1/6/16 Round

Ninja Darin's -11 was on 16 holes as we did a whiskey skip on #6 & #7

Marc Carls   October 14, 2015 at 12:02am

Oct 12 score assisted

Please note the -8 shot by hollywood Carls was possibly affected by the Band Aid brand knuckle bandage on his throwing thumb. This was to prevent dirt from entering the wound made by breaking a spark plug free. His grip was simultaneously inhibited and enhanced.

travis p   August 11, 2015 at 7:27pm

The score that almost was

After a birdie on Hole 7 by Team TouchDown (T&D), aka Fresh Money, t$ was heard announcing that 11-down would require birdying out. Knowing that Hole 8 is a true lefty hole, and it was all up to him, T$ threw an amazing shot that led to a quick deuce to start the train to 11-down. This birdie was identified as one of the rarest for t$. The next two holes were quickly birdied by Team TouchDown, leaving 4 to go. Hole 11 spelled trouble off of the tee. Ds drive was selected, but let an over-th ... more

After a birdie on Hole 7 by Team TouchDown (T&D), aka Fresh Money, t$ was heard announcing that 11-down would require birdying out. Knowing that Hole 8 is a true lefty hole, and it was all up to him, T$ threw an amazing shot that led to a quick deuce to start the train to 11-down. This birdie was identified as one of the rarest for t$. The next two holes were quickly birdied by Team TouchDown, leaving 4 to go. Hole 11 spelled trouble off of the tee. Ds drive was selected, but let an over-the-bushes helix putt for deuce. T knocked it down without question, aside from "the most awkward stance [D] had seen in a while". 8-under with 3 to go.

Moral of the story? Team TouchDown choked and didn't birdie any of the next three. 8-down winners. Lame.

Marc Carls   May 5, 2015 at 5:34pm

A night of numbers

1 - Found destroyer
2 - DOTs (good job Travis and Darin)
3 - Exits affected by traffic jam on 94
4 - Golfers that played thru
5 - Ninjas shooting well (after Rules ninja made surprise appearance)
6 - Was not our tee time tonight
7 - Score of BearWood and Bizarro-D
8 - a bunch of combos, jerky, seeds, trail mix
9 - fifteen = approx time we finished
10 - under par for team T-Car- one of the hottest rounds in numerous months

Nate Schwartz   April 7, 2015 at 7:15pm

Emergency!

Plans for the five ninjas took a rather disapointing turn when safety ninja Bear ran a houseguest to the ER rather than showing up for Monday disc. At first it appeared only the four would close out the round, but things fell into place and the missing member arrived out-of-breath but in time for the farthest-from-barn hole #4 meeting. While events prior to that are unclear (at least to this author), the scores at that time were DCar -1, and TWood +1. Despite a generous courtesy carry by ninj ... more

Plans for the five ninjas took a rather disapointing turn when safety ninja Bear ran a houseguest to the ER rather than showing up for Monday disc. At first it appeared only the four would close out the round, but things fell into place and the missing member arrived out-of-breath but in time for the farthest-from-barn hole #4 meeting. While events prior to that are unclear (at least to this author), the scores at that time were DCar -1, and TWood +1. Despite a generous courtesy carry by ninja Woody, a flustered ninja Bear barely bogeyed the first two. The normally rather difficult hole #6 resulted in a star birdie, and from there things heated up at least to tepid. Team DCar held it together and finished with a -7 even though Carls had his share of putting difficulties and 'went full retard' (sic). Bear birdied #7, 10, 11, 12, and 13 to end at -4 despite claiming and briefly posting a -3 for a room-temperature middle finish. Team TWood was the lukewarmest with a -3, but the last place finish was outshone by T's should-have-been ace turned dot on hole #9.

Marc Carls   March 10, 2015 at 6:31pm

Pardon The Interuption

An asterisk can be added to this round as Darin did not complete all 18 holes. The obligations of being employed by an IT juggernaut pulled him away from his ninja duties. His absence obviously left the other ninjas shaken as poor drives took a toll on team bearwood, and putting was abysmal for TCar. Darin sank a 130ft forehand field ace birdie save on 12 for a highlight to our first round after daylight savings.

Nick Elwell   February 3, 2015 at 8:59pm

White Heaven

Two Ninja's braved the colossal snow Monday night. The walk to the 1st tee was filled with knee high/waist high drifts while being short of breath and cursing. As the Ninja's entered the course, drifts were overtaking the bench as no other foot prints could be found. After having to shovel the 1st tee pad a star deuce followed by more shoveling of the 2nd tee pad. As the ninja’s approach the 3rd tee, the tee pad was mysteriously shoveled, followed by the next and ne ... more

Two Ninja's braved the colossal snow Monday night. The walk to the 1st tee was filled with knee high/waist high drifts while being short of breath and cursing. As the Ninja's entered the course, drifts were overtaking the bench as no other foot prints could be found. After having to shovel the 1st tee pad a star deuce followed by more shoveling of the 2nd tee pad. As the ninja’s approach the 3rd tee, the tee pad was mysteriously shoveled, followed by the next and next. In total only 14, 15 & 16 tee pads were not shoveled. A few ninja’s backed out because of fear of lost discs. 18 holes were played Monday night with no light failures, no lost discs and not even having to look more then 30 seconds for any disc.

Marc Carls   December 23, 2014 at 7:47pm

'Twas 3 nights before Christmas

All thru the woods, not a creature was at ease,
Because it was windy and raining and only 35 degrees.
Tonight was a full crew filled with holiday cheer,
Yes, 6 tiny ninjas and one carrying beer.
The discs were all lit like ole Rudolph's red nose,
They were slick and muddy and altered our throws.
A few chains were rung in the dim winters light,
We threw back some whiskey to help conquer the night.
The long holes got longer and birdies went missing,
Who's turn is it now and is M ... more

All thru the woods, not a creature was at ease,
Because it was windy and raining and only 35 degrees.
Tonight was a full crew filled with holiday cheer,
Yes, 6 tiny ninjas and one carrying beer.
The discs were all lit like ole Rudolph's red nose,
They were slick and muddy and altered our throws.
A few chains were rung in the dim winters light,
We threw back some whiskey to help conquer the night.
The long holes got longer and birdies went missing,
Who's turn is it now and is Marc still pissing?
With 2 holes to play and our coat sleeves now soaked,
BearMarc birdied them both and D-Wood just choked.
The win would have been sweeter had the DOT been an ace,
But BearMarc were content to finish in first place.
Out of the woods the ninjas fled with muddy feet,
Their bellies all filled with booze and jerked meat.
I heard the ninjas exclaim as they drove out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Nick Elwell   December 19, 2014 at 1:18am

Is that basket regulation size or what?

You little son of a bitch disc! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, DISC!

Putting woes dominated the Wednesday night round. With the amount of missed putts inside 20 feet, one would have thought they changed the size of the baskets. All Ninja’s were affected by the putting woes, mostly blaming the wind, cold, discs and just shitting putting. Luckily putters cannot be broken over ones knee.

Marc Carls   November 25, 2014 at 7:15pm

Whiskey keeper sendoff

The winds were in constant flux between 22 and 33 mph last night and a few holes tested the ninja's ability to just stand still, let alone make precise disc shots. Teeing off with a sleet like rain that dissipated after 5 holes but not before they dashed team Bearwoods hope for a good score with a double bogey on hole 24. The 30 degree temps and high winds threw a few blemishes on the D-Perv round as well before the teams entered the wind sheltered bird sanctuary. Team T$Car escaped the op ... more

The winds were in constant flux between 22 and 33 mph last night and a few holes tested the ninja's ability to just stand still, let alone make precise disc shots. Teeing off with a sleet like rain that dissipated after 5 holes but not before they dashed team Bearwoods hope for a good score with a double bogey on hole 24. The 30 degree temps and high winds threw a few blemishes on the D-Perv round as well before the teams entered the wind sheltered bird sanctuary. Team T$Car escaped the open holes without a bogey but it was in the sanctuary where their thirst for whiskey became clear. Finishing the round with 6 straight birdies (Turdixy- or Wild Turkey) ensured the ninjas would cruise towards Thanksgiving with a warm chest full of the rarest of riches. The keeper of the whiskey put up a solid fight in his WNDGC finale finishing 3 back despite carding some bogeys. His brown jumpsuit and 'Juice awareness' will not be matched, and we look forward to his possible return next summer. Keep your pizza putt strong Pervosier, and to quote some GnR - "So never mind the darkness, We still can find a way, 'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain"

Nick Elwell   November 19, 2014 at 2:10am

Snowpocalypse

A few Ninja's were up to the task of the 1st winter round of the year. With wind gusts up to 30 mph and real feel temperature around zero for most of the round, birdies were scare. Ninja Bear was the proud Ninja not to birdie but somehow managed to not carry the beer until hole 13 (16 holes played). Ninja Woody carried the beer most of the time but managed to birdie 1 hole along the way. Ninja Darin was too hot for the snow with at least 7 birdies, steam could be seen rising from his right hand for most of the round.

Marc Carls   October 28, 2014 at 6:59pm

Worst shot OT hole determines winner again

Team Twood went on a birdie binge to close the round out and tied the game with MarcBearpig with 1 hole to play at -8. The long putts were working and Marc hit a big one to force sudden death overtime as Twood cleaned up their park job. Team KzooDaveD bowed out just 1 stroke out of the playoff. Some tree trouble from Twood led to a bogey but for good measure Bear canned a big birdie bend around a tree shot for the win. Last evening round before daylight savings was hot scores with hot temps.

Marc Carls   September 30, 2014 at 6:28pm

Start and finish excitement

Bear's first toss of the evening yielded him a solid ace attempt that spit out but still earns some gas money with a DOT. The win came down to our final hole with team D-Bear cashing in with a deuce to edge out Marvis.

Nick Elwell   September 8, 2014 at 8:20pm

Ninja's are Back!

Press Release – 12 pm Ninja Time

After a two week hiatus the Whiskey Ninja’s are back in action. Some Ninja’s played in various tournaments during the break with not too great of showings.
Thankfully the WNDGC does not have any logo gear for the tournament players. The Ninja’s are equipped to handle the yellow coats should they be a problem this evening.
NNP is also set to rejoin the Ninja’s af ... more

Press Release – 12 pm Ninja Time

After a two week hiatus the Whiskey Ninja’s are back in action. Some Ninja’s played in various tournaments during the break with not too great of showings.
Thankfully the WNDGC does not have any logo gear for the tournament players. The Ninja’s are equipped to handle the yellow coats should they be a problem this evening.
NNP is also set to rejoin the Ninja’s after a 3 week vacation. The big match up’s for the night are the Parolees (80) vs The Ducks (79) with 2 Parolees and 1 Duck left to battle.
And Lou Sanus (74) vs Nice Area (73) with 2 more Area’s to go. Can Nice Area’s Kicker and Defense seal the victory over Sanus? Who else is going to make it?

Marc Carls   August 5, 2014 at 6:26pm

Fierce Finish

Pervis and D managed a -12 despite having a bogey. After a whiskey skip of 6 and 7, they birdied 8-15 for 8 consecutive deuce juicings. Pulling away from the rest of the pack Pervis claimed to also have a no spray no bite going which could not be confirmed.

Darin Sinclair-WNDGC   July 16, 2014 at 6:48pm

Nervous?

Team Wood-D started the round with an unheard of bogey on the first hole. This quickly turned into last place behind team Tarter and a 5 stroke deficit to team Marvis, who was leading the pack. All of a sudden Wood of team Wood-D couldn't miss a putt. Great par saves started turning into great deuces and team Marvis' lead started to dwindle. With one hole to play team Wood-D found themselves down by one stroke. 2 horrible drives later and Marvis parking one about 15ft from the pin, it ... more

Team Wood-D started the round with an unheard of bogey on the first hole. This quickly turned into last place behind team Tarter and a 5 stroke deficit to team Marvis, who was leading the pack. All of a sudden Wood of team Wood-D couldn't miss a putt. Great par saves started turning into great deuces and team Marvis' lead started to dwindle. With one hole to play team Wood-D found themselves down by one stroke. 2 horrible drives later and Marvis parking one about 15ft from the pin, it looked like the dream was over. Then, out of the darkness and a bush from about 80ft away, D zinged a sidearm zombie straight into the chains to temporarily tie the game. After D sarcastically reminded team Marvis there was "no pressure" on the upcoming putt, Marc and self proclaimed "Never Nervous" Pervis both missed the putt. The new "worst shot" playoff format was ready to be tested until Wood picked up the worst shots from each team and set them next to the better shots resulting in 2 deuces and the game ending in a tie.

Marc Carls   July 8, 2014 at 5:49pm

Another 22 hole night

Hole 4 got birdied last night with a long roller drive from Darin and a big uphill putt from myself. It should be noted there was a whiskey skip of holes 6&7 last night and the mosquitoes are becoming impervious to all forms of bug spray.

Marc Carls   July 1, 2014 at 6:56pm

Whiskey skip*

*The league settings don't allow us to list there were only 22 holes played Jun 30th instead of 24. Holes 6 &7 were not played. Highlights of the night included a rare deuce on hole 22 from team M-Car. Also a long 70-80 ft putt canned by Carter on 13 which kept the 6 hole birdie train to finish the round going.

Marc Carls   May 13, 2014 at 6:20pm

Carry free

Bear and Marc never picked up the beer last night in the muggy mid 70's temps. One morel and 10 birdies were obtained instead. Marc has toted the beer 1 time in the past 3 weeks. Hole 12 got a little tougher with the basket moving nearly 40 ft left. With the sun setting approx 9:00, if the ninja's get a smooth start, next week may end up being a 24 hole round.

Marc Carls   May 8, 2014 at 6:59pm

Cinco de Uno

I broke my whisky ninja ace cherry on hole 8 on Cinco de Mayo with a champ Destroyer.

Marc Carls   April 29, 2014 at 5:02pm

No Carrier

Marc and Bear made it through the round without beer carrying on 4/28.

Darin Sinclair-WNDGC   April 8, 2014 at 11:13pm

Proposed rule changes

After a hard fought match that stayed in a tie after 1 playoff hole, the idea was brought up of worst shot format for the playoff hole might reduce the number of ties.

Also, after I plugged another disc into the grass island in the parking lot on hole 2, and successfully left it there, as has been done before, someone mentioned maybe that island should be in bounds and playable in our WNDGC rounds. Odds are you don't want to play from there, but if you were in a pinch and lucky/unlucky e ... more

After a hard fought match that stayed in a tie after 1 playoff hole, the idea was brought up of worst shot format for the playoff hole might reduce the number of ties.

Also, after I plugged another disc into the grass island in the parking lot on hole 2, and successfully left it there, as has been done before, someone mentioned maybe that island should be in bounds and playable in our WNDGC rounds. Odds are you don't want to play from there, but if you were in a pinch and lucky/unlucky enough to stay touching that island, you could use it if you desired.

Any love or hate on these proposals?

Nick Elwell   April 7, 2014 at 7:32pm

Breaking News!

Climax, MI – Top Ninja Prospect Marc ”Marky Marc” Carls has been added to the 6 man roster for Whiskey Ninjas Disc Golf Club (WNDGC). To make room the WNDGC has designated Chris Murray for assignment. By delaying the move until after opening day 2014, WNDGC now has control of Marky Marc for the next 4 years through arbitration. When asked about Marky Marc, Nick Elwell President of Player Development for WNDGC had this to say “Stro ... more

Climax, MI – Top Ninja Prospect Marc ”Marky Marc” Carls has been added to the 6 man roster for Whiskey Ninjas Disc Golf Club (WNDGC). To make room the WNDGC has designated Chris Murray for assignment. By delaying the move until after opening day 2014, WNDGC now has control of Marky Marc for the next 4 years through arbitration. When asked about Marky Marc, Nick Elwell President of Player Development for WNDGC had this to say “Strong arm with a soft touch around the baskets” When asked what Marky Marc needs to work on to stay in the majors “Foot fouls, they might go unnoticed in the minors but here in the Biggs they are called every time.” A press conference is scheduled for 6:00 P.M. Eastern. As a long distance “Second” is heard across the state.

Marc Carls   April 1, 2014 at 5:27pm

Last Ace of March

Hole 1 couldn't see what hit it and neither could we, as Bear slammed a blind ace with a straight line backhand. $25 payday from the crew on opening day of a successful Tigers start.

Marc Carls   March 31, 2014 at 7:15pm

Ninja Representation

Saturday morning doubles were won by Ninja Prospect Marc Carls with a score of -11. The payout was a little sweeter than normal since he also recorded his first Coldbrook ace on hole 9. $55.

Marc Carls   March 18, 2014 at 8:01pm

Fat lady couldn't sing

Team Darvossier bolted out of the gates with a flurry of birdies on some tough holes last night to take the lead and pad honors for the first 11 holes. Their birdie on hole 7 put them at -5 for the round with the bird sanctuary in site. With their closest competition stinging from a few bogeys and unfriendly spit outs, T-Car had a very pedestrian score of even.

A T-Car bird on hole ocho finally relinquished tee honors and put the burden of Busch light transporting on the Darvossier should ... more

Team Darvossier bolted out of the gates with a flurry of birdies on some tough holes last night to take the lead and pad honors for the first 11 holes. Their birdie on hole 7 put them at -5 for the round with the bird sanctuary in site. With their closest competition stinging from a few bogeys and unfriendly spit outs, T-Car had a very pedestrian score of even.

A T-Car bird on hole ocho finally relinquished tee honors and put the burden of Busch light transporting on the Darvossier shoulders. This beer carrying evidently carried with it a vortex of anti-bird voodoo, because BearWood and T-Car kept the deuce juice flowing thru the end of the round while Darvossier could not get off the tee to close the proverbial door. A fortuitous tree kick parked team T-Car under basket 14 and after Darvossier failed to deuce for the 7th straight hole, the score was tied at -5. A made straddle putt on the playoff hole gave the never give up team T-Car the victory to go along with their No Carrier.

Discussions took place regarding whether 8 consecutive deuceless holes could possibly be the biggest meltdown in ninja memory. That discussion may continue. Travis and Marc were just glad that the door finally closed, the cards were all counted, Prince Fielder sang a little tune, and the coffin nail was finally hammered . -6 to -5 to -2

David Kleiman   November 16, 2013 at 7:36am

Glow Dubs Holland

WNDGC member pervossier represented the club well with a 3 stroke win at shore acres in the Friday night random glow dubs round, shooting a bogey-free -5. 7 teams played.

David Kleiman   November 13, 2013 at 2:24am

Cha(ins) Ching!

Under bone-chilling, windy, winterous conditions, six ninjas set forth, undertaking a mission for glory, and for whiskey. Neither of the mission parameters were achieved in the early going. Team Carlsbeard secured a trio of whiskey rations to boost morale during the front 9. Team Darvossier strung together a par streak that would make wannabe ninja, Bill, proud. Team Wood Squirrel did not make the highlight reel until a star deuce on #9. Enter Bird Sanctuary.
Fearing a mutiny on hi ... more

Under bone-chilling, windy, winterous conditions, six ninjas set forth, undertaking a mission for glory, and for whiskey. Neither of the mission parameters were achieved in the early going. Team Carlsbeard secured a trio of whiskey rations to boost morale during the front 9. Team Darvossier strung together a par streak that would make wannabe ninja, Bill, proud. Team Wood Squirrel did not make the highlight reel until a star deuce on #9. Enter Bird Sanctuary.
Fearing a mutiny on his hands after a short missed putt on the previous hole, Pervossier stepped up to the tee. Decked out in full snowmobile regalia, enough to make the mother from "A Christmas Story" proud, he fired. The Beast flew with speed, dodging a makeshift tree and right down the throat of the chains. In the end, the beast eventually choked out the basket for the ace! High fives, no-fives, and $5 bills were exchanged. A conversation was heard between keeper and safety ninja to settle up after the round, which was 2 holes away.
Amidst the residual Pervossier pixie dust, Bear stepped to the tee with a 1 stroke advantage. Out comes a Throller which lands a good 50ft short of the hole, grows legs, and inexplicably high jumps into the basket. Two aces in the final 3 holes! Whiskey and Glory accomplished. Just another week for the WNDGC.

Marc Carls   November 13, 2013 at 1:14am

Seriously??

The course endured a smattering of wet snow and 20mph winds for most of the day, but wasn’t prepared for what a few whiskey ninja’s were about to present it. Teeing off with a blanket of powder to illuminate the course it became clear that birdies were going to be harder than a diamond in an ice storm. The lack of deuce juice was clearly having an effect on all, as rookie ninja prospect Marc witnessed his first star bogey in 22 recorded rounds of play. Co ... more

The course endured a smattering of wet snow and 20mph winds for most of the day, but wasn’t prepared for what a few whiskey ninja’s were about to present it. Teeing off with a blanket of powder to illuminate the course it became clear that birdies were going to be harder than a diamond in an ice storm. The lack of deuce juice was clearly having an effect on all, as rookie ninja prospect Marc witnessed his first star bogey in 22 recorded rounds of play. Coming off a 2 week hiatus, and still emanating a vague scent of snooki snizz; Rules Ninja Pursel used his fresh arm to get a DOT somewhere along the course with minimal congratulatory recognition. Team MarcBearpig had a one stroke advantage with 4 holes to play when Never Nervous Pervis put himself and his partner Darin back into a tie with a silky backhand darting into the ice covered inflexible chains of basket 12 for one of the quietest aces on record. His 3rd ace of the year and 7th in career was greeted with hi fives and congratulations. With a deuce by MarcBearpig the score was tied at -4. After a pair of deuces on hole 13, there was a tie at -5 with hole 14 still waiting to be played. Team Darvis teed first and had a bit of trouble but looked like a deuce was still possible. After a substandard drive by Marc, Safety ninja Nate let go of a forehand that went vertical too early and seemed destined to dent the snow covered earth and turn the event into a putt-off to avoid a tie. That was until one of the rarest, most fortuitous series of events unfolded. As the disc commenced rolling with approximately 60ft to go it seemed to be tracking its target. The LED rotation was fairly rapid and then the impossible happened. The disc became airborne and was followed by a faint cage twang as the disc came to rest despite not contacting the chains. Six individuals had just become witness to a glow-snow-throwler ace to take a victory! Chaos ensued. The roller ace is so rare most casuals have never heard or knew of its possibility. It’s the sort of throw that some guy who knew a guy saw some guy do once in the history of the course. The albatross of the frolfing community occurred in a chilly 29 degree evening without anyone even certain what branch/rock/root caused the disc to get airborne. Congrats Nate and David, well worth the $11!

Marc Carls   October 31, 2013 at 12:01am

Double Dinger

The first 2 holes of the Monday night round started off with some slick target tagging despite the temp being just above 40. Director of Ninja operations, Darin took a wider route than normal on the starter hole 15 and his disc went into a roll towards the basket when the Keeper of the Whiskey informed the crew he heard a ding. Dollars exchanged hands and the group progressed to hole 16 where Safety Ninja Bear jumped onto pay pal and ensured Darin received his DOT money before he teed off. Be ... more

The first 2 holes of the Monday night round started off with some slick target tagging despite the temp being just above 40. Director of Ninja operations, Darin took a wider route than normal on the starter hole 15 and his disc went into a roll towards the basket when the Keeper of the Whiskey informed the crew he heard a ding. Dollars exchanged hands and the group progressed to hole 16 where Safety Ninja Bear jumped onto pay pal and ensured Darin received his DOT money before he teed off. Bear got a little karma assistance from at least one branch prior to creating a thunderous ruckus in the basket clamouring off both the post and most of the chains before un-fortuitously descending to the ground. More money was exchanged following a gasp of "oooohs" and a few high fives. Mention of the Rules Ninja not being around for another double payout could be heard as the group approached the basket leaving some to ponder whether the DOT's are due to him being absent, or he's just got a knack for avoiding the payouts. All contemplation concluded once the safety meeting began on hole 17's tee pad.

travis p   October 22, 2013 at 6:43pm

Rules Ninja Announces Retirement...sort of

In a post-round players-only meeting last night, Rules Ninja Travis Pursel announced his retirement from the Wedneday fall league. He also questioned the validity of said Wednesday Fall League. Pursel cited 'other things to do rather than duplicate 4 hours in the woods Monday AND Wednesday.' He also reported that although he would be spending some Wednesdays with his wife, the decision was soley based on Pursel's desire to do something other than disc on Wednesdays. Casinos, and bars were listed as expected whereabouts of Pursel during the BDL offseason.

Nick Elwell   October 21, 2013 at 10:35pm

Gas Money

With the first WNDGC Wednesday Fall round of the year, it is customary for The Rules Ninja to absent with any rookie Ninja’s.

During an up and down round in which team Safety/Admin in were pulling away in the light rain. The Keeper had the last laugh.

While lining up on #11 tee box, The Keeper let a 2011 Ace Race fly out into the night, bright LED light flickering through the trees, then out of complete silence of the night, loud chains. Followed by vulgar cheering, two ... more

With the first WNDGC Wednesday Fall round of the year, it is customary for The Rules Ninja to absent with any rookie Ninja’s.

During an up and down round in which team Safety/Admin in were pulling away in the light rain. The Keeper had the last laugh.

While lining up on #11 tee box, The Keeper let a 2011 Ace Race fly out into the night, bright LED light flickering through the trees, then out of complete silence of the night, loud chains. Followed by vulgar cheering, two high fives and one no five. Yet another ace when The Rules Ninja is absent. Money and drinks were exchanged on the next tee with more high fives and no fives.

The Keeper almost did not play due to monetary concerns but when asked about gas money at half way north point by Got Your Back Ninja, The Keeper laughed and said “Gas money, what do you need that for when you have winnings.”

Darin Sinclair-WNDGC   August 28, 2013 at 8:16pm

Cold Cash and Cold Chains

Just as darkness was creeping in on the Ninjas, Monday night, Marc Carls bounced his drive off of Hole 11's pole.

After some fist bumps, low fives, and dollars were exchanged, Bear fired his drive on a less conventional straight route that found its way into the chains for yet another ace on the year. Higher fives and money were again exchanged.

With spirits high, and plenty of liquid confidence, Ninja Director, Darin Sinclair was pretty damn sure his ace drought was coming to an en ... more

Just as darkness was creeping in on the Ninjas, Monday night, Marc Carls bounced his drive off of Hole 11's pole.

After some fist bumps, low fives, and dollars were exchanged, Bear fired his drive on a less conventional straight route that found its way into the chains for yet another ace on the year. Higher fives and money were again exchanged.

With spirits high, and plenty of liquid confidence, Ninja Director, Darin Sinclair was pretty damn sure his ace drought was coming to an end on his very next throw.

Completely disregarding the risk of going into the downed tree looming just feet from the left side of the basket, Darin let loose a sidearm sending his destroyer on a slight anhyzer towards the chains.

The disc crashed into the chains hard but fell out the right side leaving the Ninja Director full of disappointment. His feeling were summed up well with a simple, "Fuck", spoken in a fairly sad tone.

His disappointment was quickly alleviated by watching Woody attempt to putt from inside/on the branches of the downed tree just moments later.

travis p   August 10, 2013 at 3:50pm

Disc Golf Scene Must NOT be American

What was once thought of an American website, DiscGolfScene.com, has now been tagged as NOT American by WNDGC Rules Ninja Travis Pursel.

During a recent post by the Rules Ninja, DiscGolfScene.com decided to censor some of the words quoted by a league member.

Pursel was heard asking, "What? I thought this was America?!?"

travis p   August 10, 2013 at 3:43pm

Long Awaited Carls/Sinclair Partnership Pretty Fricken Boring

What was only known by few as "The Long Awaited Carls/Sinclair Partnership" turned out to be pretty fricken boring for the unfortunate groups that had to play beside them.

Since being called up to the bigs, Marc Carls had yet to find the luck-of-the-flip to be partnered up with Darin Sinclair, one of the winningest frolfers in WNDGC history. Carls, a candidate for WNDGC rookie of the year, has had success in the league and felt that partnering up with Sinclair could possibly lead t ... more

What was only known by few as "The Long Awaited Carls/Sinclair Partnership" turned out to be pretty fricken boring for the unfortunate groups that had to play beside them.

Since being called up to the bigs, Marc Carls had yet to find the luck-of-the-flip to be partnered up with Darin Sinclair, one of the winningest frolfers in WNDGC history. Carls, a candidate for WNDGC rookie of the year, has had success in the league and felt that partnering up with Sinclair could possibly lead to the lowest score ever. It didn't. The two-some were barely good enough to scrape together an 11 under par.

The end result sent shockwaves through the league.

When asked, fellow league member Nick Elwell commented, "What? Those two fucks were partners? Who gives a shit? I know I didn't win, that's what's on my mind."

Nate Schwartz was also available for comment. When asked if he was impressed with the Carls/Sinclair score, Schwartz stated, "Huh?" No further comments were gathered from Schwartz.

In the end, what started as a long awaited partnership by few was forgotten about quickly by many.

Darin Sinclair-WNDGC   June 27, 2013 at 8:10pm

Hole #4 got the Bird

6/24 D and Bear with a Deuce on Hole 4!

Darin Sinclair-WNDGC   April 18, 2013 at 5:32pm

Ace

Congrats to Bear for starting the round with a perfectly thrown ace on hole 15!

travis p   October 16, 2012 at 10:18pm

Same Hole Solo Turkey

10/8/12 - On a loop of holes 12, 13 and 14, Nick Elwell completed a Same Hole Solo Turkey by deucing Hole 13 three consecutive times...SOLO! He never even thanked his partner for letting him do it.

Darin Sinclair-WNDGC   August 28, 2012 at 7:21pm

No Carrier

Pervossier K and D completed a No Carrier last night 8/27