Dirty Dollars Disc Golf League
Mixed league
Oct 18, 2012 · Top scoresMcGraft Park Red tees (long), 18 holes | |||
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Dirty Disc Golfers: Established Handicap | |||
-6 48 | Zack C | $9 | |
-6 48 | K Dogg | $9 | |
-5 49 | Myles new | $3 | |
-5 49 | Ferrel Mejeur | $3 | |
-5 49 | Kagan Hopkins | $3 | |
-5 49 | Hayden Hall | $3 |
Bring yer "A" game boys and girls. Daddy needs a new bass guitar!
I'm in!
There will be no regularly scheduled league this week 1/31. I will be working, feel free to do what you please.
Due to the Thanksgiving holiday I may no be able to attend at the regularly scheduled time. If anyone would like to show up Friday at 1pm we will have a filthy black Friday disfunctional doubles round.
That is all. .
I think hi-lo dubs went pretty well, we could play that more often if anyone is interested. Sounds like everyone had a great week off, Dave P. aced hole 11 for $11, on behalf of the Zethbert lack of league show! Congrats Davey! Please remember to be prepared, the moon is bright so you may need more light. Don't forget extra underpants for the shit show!
For this evening, 9/13 we will play the original tees. Please attend this event prepared for the elements, including weather, toxic fumes, and the inevitable darkness! Rainsuits and/or LEd lights may be useful.
Thank you
Who wants to play no handicap 1 time ace pool with a throw-off if no one hits? Original tees. C'mon...doubles...really??? It's league night!
I regret to announce that there will be no league this evening, I have to work. Feel free to play K-dogg's dirty doubles, and we will continue regularly scheduled league play next thursday.
Thank you
Thanks to those who have contributed so far:
The Glenside Neighborhood Association
My Auto Import
Bernadette Young
Mike Knowlton
Muskegon Parks Dept
Steve & Tammy Warmington
Sweet Spot Disc Golf
The Camera Shop
Marine Tap
9 to go...
Get out and get a donor this week! $320 for all materials to complete a hole. Teepad and signage that will indicate the donor, footage.....Tax deductable for all donors. Remember you're not asking for much, this is perpetual advertisement that is a tax deduction.
The fyler contains info on what the donation is for, where to send the check, and who to call for questions. All of the basic info that anyone needs if they are interested. Remember, this is tax deductable.
I got word today that only 6 pads have been sold. I know of 2 more that will be joining the 6, but that still leaves us way short. We NEED the support of our league members to show some love for the park. Ask your boss, your mom, or your rich uncle- it doesn't matter we're 10 donations short of having pads.
It only takes one pad to make a difference! Go get one! Go on a limb for the league, and for the park.
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Due to the recent rainfall, added with the humidity and temperature, the overall toxic factor for tonights league will be the highest it has been all year. Get your asses out and enjoy the best damn disc golf league in the polluted lakeshore area!
Ill be out later if anyone feels like throwing more
I forgot what I was going to say. That is all.
We have just adjusted our new league schedule for this season! 27 players for the first week with two aces! We have the opportunity to obtain state finals berths this year and we would like to make them available for league players. This year league dues will be $3 with the option of $1 for ace pool ($4 per week). See you in the swamp!
Our fearless leader will be absent tonight, co-admin white-boi will be dealing cards, and paying acepool out of his own pocket. Thank you whiteness.
The weatherman is calling for snow tonight, but he is the dirtiest of all filthy scumbags on the planet. I'll take your snow with a grain of contaminated soil on the rim of a margarita glass, Mr. Weatherman. Not to worry, the snow will most likely be melted by the methane gas in the smelly atmosphere before it reaches the earth. This will cause mud, which should not be confused with the piles of rotting goose feces. Step in whatever you like, it's your call.
Thank you
For all you alcoholics in the Dirtiest of Disc Golf Leagues: There will be an AA meeting at the Lakeshore Tavern before league. Meet at 5:15. We will discuss nothing. We will drink everything. Then we will goff a lil bit. The weather is good. The stench is slightly above minimal. All heads of state will be present and accounted for tonight, so if you want to be in the presence of disc golf greatness, get your dirty asses out to league tonight. That is all.
Today we will be putting the "dirty" back in toxic. Watch for aces falling like bat poop. 3 weeks of filth have built up in my bowels, I am ready to $hit an ace to complement the stench spewing from the sewer.
Again, bring herbal fortification and aromatic hops and grains for defense against the resident disease to prevent infection.
Godspeed.
Because of the mild temps, the wreched stench will not only burn your nose hair, but may begin to dissolve your clothing as well. Carry plenty of potent alcohol and strengthening herbage as a defensive tactic.
You filthy f-ing swine ass lickers.
I, Joses, will get league started tonight (so look for me). All of our other heads of state have busy schedules, and they will be unable to attend tonight's festivities. It looks like another good night for disc golf, so get your dirty asses out there and enjoy. That is all.
This week will be an excellent week for newcomers! The sub-zero wind chill will repress the toxic sludge stink below the snow, and our contaminated cessspools should be frozen over!
Good times!
I will be in chicago til the middle of feb, so this will be my last league for a while
On behalf of this dirty institution (toxic filth included) we would like to take the time to thank those who have been committed to this league, and keep things going in my absence:
Whitey: semi-admin/accounting, hop consumption
Dirty Mike: thinking successfully and freshening the filth frequently
K-Dogg: for stepping up the insanity and keeping possums at bay
Mort n Bert: the next generation of skee town golfers
Joses: for in continued toxic reports, guest appearances, wooter
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Afternoon-
The chief toxicologist will be in attendance tonight... he will be signing discs from 5-5:45pm, so get in line! Make sure to light your discs before showing up, or they will be swallowed by toxic disgusting filth and darkness. The toxicity in our city tonight will be slightly lower than normal, with the cold and dry temps. STFU #1: 2.3, STFU #2: 2.0. See you on the course.
Oh discusting leader, will there still be an ace pool tonight?
What is it worth?
Unfortunately I will not be able to attend this filthy league this evening, I have to work. Thankfully the dirtiest of Mike's will be there to take over, or maybe the White man will, but I won't so have fun! May the dirt be with you as I will be in spirit.. . See ya next week.
At this time I would like to thank my colleagues in administration, and the little guys
(basic league players such as whitey), for all the donations to make a dirty man
So wealthy. I promise as a new staff member of our dirty forum that I will do everything in
My power to maintain a steady flow of your money into my pockets.
Thank you, that will be all.
Due to the sh*t storm we will try something new this evening. For those of us willing to get dirty we will arrange random doubles in a handicapped format. Partners handicaps will be added and then divided by 2 to create the team's handicap. Payouts based on how many dirty golfers are in attendance. Please have discs illuminated prior to league play.
Thanks,
Toxic staff
For those of us who will be out there trudging through the mud and feces at McNast some extra precautions may be necessary for this evening:
-Bring extra towels, an umbrella or rain coat
-have LEds/Glo equipment ready to throw.
-positive attitudes only
We will play the original layout until further notice.
Thank you,
Toxic Staff
p.s. It is recommended that you put in $1 for the ace pool, although it is optional, Dave "big D" showed us that you can get your first ace at any time, when you least expect it. Dirty Dollars!
Dirty Mike won 1st in the playoff, Mitchellson almost aced again! The fumes are giving me a headache!
Due to scheduling difficulties I will not be able to be there to run this dirty operation for this week. My suggestion is that you filthy swines play some random $2 doubles, one disc challenge if you want. I will return to the swamp next week, if the fumes don't kill me first.
p.s. We still owe Brown Rob $7.50 for his dirty round last week, the money is in a brown paper bag off to the left of 17's tee, it is partially buried in a thick black feces like substance. The bag is marked Brown.
Thank you. .
Zac: avg: 65.6667 handi: +18
Dave A: avg: 75.333 handi: +26
This dirty league is about to get filthy!
Due to complications caused by toxic levels today the Ace pool may be adjusted but still kept as public record.
As of 6/16/2011 the ace pool is $100 with the rest left as a reserve for next time.
Starting today the ace pool reserve is $55+today's contribution. Through club deliberation this decision was made.
Toxic club would like to remind you that the $1 for the ace pool is and will always be optional.
The toxic dirt has spoken!
After about a week of some late spring ball-dripping heat, I am pleased to inform the dirty disc golfers that tonight's round will be much more enjoyable from a temperature standpoint. Because of the decent playing conditions, along with our largest ace pool to date ($142 + tonight), there is no reason whatsoever for anyone to not show up for some dirty disc golf action. We are also celebrating a dirty birthday with one of our toxic officers, WHITEY. Make sure you say hello and remind him of how old he is. STFU#1 : 5.9, STFU#2 : 6.4. See you on the course. Toast!!
Good afternoon-
Whether you like it or not, the dirty toxicologist will be back for today's league (autograph session from 5:45-6:00). As for today toxic outlook..... the winds are high, the rain is possible, the temperature is somewhat cool. All these climatological findings lead to sub-par playing conditons, but favorable (in the sense you will not pass out) toxic readings. STFU #1: 3.2, STFU #2: 3.4. Just make sure you do not step into any soft mushy black spots (no not Whitey's ass) because you may pickup some of the toxic stench on your shoes. See you on the course. TOAST!
We would like to welcome the newest dirty disc golfers:
Corey K: avg: 52.7 Handicap: +3
Brown Rob: avg: 60.7 handicap: +11
Mitchellson: avg: 64.7 handicap: +14
Good evening-
The toxicologist is on a dirty sabbatical for the next few weeks. The warmest day of the year mean sweaty balls for the guys and Gordon's special for everyone else. STFU #1: 6.8, STFU #2: 6.9. Everyone be careful out there, and make sure to keep hydrated with fresh tasting Miller Lite.
K-Dogg: avg: 49.93 handicap: 0
Whitey: avg: 53.2 handicap: +3
Adam K: avg: 53.4 handicap: +3
Andrew: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4
Ferrel: avg: 54.4 handicap: +4
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +6
Pido: avg: 56 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 56.2 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 56.4 handicap: +6
Joe: avg: 57 handicap: +7
Morgan: avg: 58.6 handicap: +9
Dave: avg: 58.8 handicap: +9
Brenda: avg: 61.6 handicap: +12
Billy R: avg: 63.7 handicap: +14
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K-Dogg: avg: 49.93 handicap: 0
Whitey: avg: 53.2 handicap: +3
Adam K: avg: 53.4 handicap: +3
Andrew: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4
Ferrel: avg: 54.4 handicap: +4
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +6
Pido: avg: 56 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 56.2 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 56.4 handicap: +6
Joe: avg: 57 handicap: +7
Morgan: avg: 58.6 handicap: +9
Dave: avg: 58.8 handicap: +9
Brenda: avg: 61.6 handicap: +12
We all hope it rains so we can breathe!
Rain on the way. Dont puss out. STFU #1: 3.4, STFU #2: 3.5
See you on the course.
P.S. No umbrellas allowed, the toxic lagoon loves to feast on pussies (little kitty kats).
K-Dogg: avg: 50.4 handicap: 0
Whitey: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4
Adam K: avg: 54.2 handicap: +4
Andrew: avg: 55.2 handicap: +5
Ferrel: avg: 55.4 handicap: +5
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Pido: avg: 56 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 56.2 handicap: +6
Joe: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Morgan: avg: 59.3 handicap: +9
Dave: avg: 59.6 handicap: +9
Brenda: avg: 61.6 handicap: +11
Dirty Dollars @ McGraft, welcome Pete Smith and Brenda our newest Dirty Disc Golfers!!
Its nice to see that as the weather gets better around the polluted lakeshore area, the number of dirty disc golfers has risen as well. However, with the increased number of newly established dirty disc golfers playing, there is an increased potential of TOXIC-related incidents.
With that being said, it is my duty as chief toxicologist to let you all be aware of the potential hazards that come with playing near (hopefully not in) the toxic lagoon....
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K-Dogg: avg: 50.45 handicap: 0
Adam K: avg: 52.75 handicap: +2
Joe: avg: 55.2 handicap: +5
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Andrew: avg: 55.8 handicap: +5
Whitey: avg: 56 handicap: +6
Ferrel: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 56.4 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 58 handicap: +8
Dave: avg: 60 handicap: +10
Morgan: avg: 60 handicap: +10
Dirty Dollars @ McGraft, a special thanks to our head of sanitation. .
Welcome to dirty dollars Morgan!
It looks like the rain should hold off, with mild temperatures for tonight's dirty round. STFU#1 hits at 3.8, STFU#2 is reading 3.6. See you on the course.
K-Dogg: avg: 50.45 handicap: 0
Adam K: avg: 52.75 handicap: +2
Whitey: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Andrew: avg: 55.8 handicap: +5
Joe: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Seth: avg: 56.6 handicap: +6
Ferrel: avg: 57 handicap: +7
Mike: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7
Dave: avg: 60 handicap: +10
Dirty Dollars @ McGraft, our Toxicologist should have a report soon. .
We would like to welcome the newest dirty disc golfer, Seth Knolton!!
Thank you to all of the newest potential hazards, our league is growing quickly!
Congratulations to Andrew Balcom for winning the playoff for 1st place and that dirty $18, Donny Jensen with -9 scratch taking home $12 and the first dirty Ctp which was donated by Left Right Tree!
Joe Wingett finished 3rd shooting 8 under his handicap taking home $6, good show guys, more to come. . .
K-Dogg: avg: 50.8 handicap: 0
Adam K: avg: 53 handicap: +1
Whitey: avg: 54.6 handicap: +4
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Joe: avg: 57 handicap: +6
Andrew: avg: 57 handicap: +6
Ferrel: avg: 57.2 handicap: +6
Mike: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7
Dave: avg: 59.6 handicap: +9
sorry about the delay on those, I will have this list with me at the course.
We would like to welcome two new Dirty Disc Golfers:
Adam Keller
Dave Dunn
Get at them dirty dollars!!
K-Dogg: avg: 51.222 handicap: 0
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Whitey: avg: 56 handicap: +5
Andrew: avg: 57 handicap: +6
Ferrel: avg: 57.2 handicap: +6
Joe's: avg: 57.5 handicap: +6
Dirty Mike: avg: 57.6 handi: +6
Look for Whitey this week he will have scorecards, and lights for sale if you need them.
Dirty Dollars on the line. .
Congratulations Dirty Mike for your ace on #13. . a giant dirty D for that!
Took down the ace pool of 59 dirty dollars!
K-Dogg: avg: 51 handicap: 0
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +5
Whitey: avg: 57 handicap: +6
Dirty Mike: avg: 56.5 handicap: +6
Ferreal: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7
Joe's: avg: 57.5 handicap: +7
And our newest dirty disc golfer:
Andrew Balcom: avg: 57.6 handicap: +7
See yall thursday night!
p.s. the dirty pussy cat is not under our rule, she just loves dirty dollars. .
a-Train says: ZARDOUS B STANCES! don't drink the water, although the bluish-green looks delicious!!
Any opinion about the dry t-pads?
Toxic poof in your face. .
Official Dirty Disc Golf kitty
Dirty disc golfers your input is requested. The putting league at Sherman will be over at the end of this month. We were thinking of doing a similar league at the White House. Probably just for April, but same time same day?
K-Dogg: avg: 52.16667 Handicap: 0
Bret: avg: 55.5 handicap: +3
Ferrel: avg: 57 handicap: +5
Whitey: avg: 57.16667 handicap: +5
Mike: avg: 57.3333 handicap: +5
Joe: avg: 58 handicap: +6
See ya out there, bring some potential hazards!
adjustments may be made for this week, Mike had to leave after 2 holes, don't know what to do about the score, we could either call it +3 and use that to establish Mike's handicap and initiate him as a Dirty Disc Golfer, or give him his money and let him try again. What do you think dirty disc golfers?
K-Dogg: avg: 51.6 handicap: 0
Bret: avg: 55.6 handicap: +4
Ferrel: avg: 57 handicap: +5
Joe: avg: 58 handicap: +6
Whitey: avg: 58.4 handicap: +7
Pete Smith and Mike Richardson each need one more round and they will be initiated as Dirty disc golfers!!
More to come!
Handicaps for this week:
K-Dogg: avg: 52.3333333 handicap: 0
Bret: avg: 54.6666666 handicap: +4
Ferrel: avg: 57.6666666 handicap: +5
Whitey: avg: 58.3333333 handicap: +6
See ya out there...
Buy some lights from Whitey
K-Dogg: D's for causing a gin relapse
Bret: D's for drives and dynamic hidden lights
Whitey: D's damn dirty consistant play
Ferrel: D's for hole 4? Don't remember. .
Joe: D's well you know, Drop Zone 2 on 16!
For those in attendance 20 extra points awarded! Less than favorable conditions, dirty shots all around. . D's on the way. .
Mr. White has beacon LED lights for sale at a special league price. .
Dirty D's to be awarded:
K-Dogg: D's for Damn dirty shots, and those dirty dollars
Ferrel: D's for deuces on the first 4 and then nothing?
Whitey: D's for dirty long putts on 2 and 10!
Bret: D's for double digit suprise, 1 bird on 1?
As dirty as it seems, the biggest Dirty D goes to dirty damn drifting blizzards when we're trying to play disc golf!
Double the fun!!(and time)
In addition to the regular 10 pts for league attendance this weeks players for the Dirty Dollars are awarded 20 extra points!!
Pleasant conditions expected! Original league members before Mar 21st will receive league t-shirts and other schwagg for no additional fee. Handicap after 3 rounds. Frozen barley and pudding. .
D is for dirty. . . D's to be awarded:
K-Dogg: D's for taking all 12 dirty dollars
Bret: D's for out driving almost every hole
Joe W: D's for the crazy dirty deuce putt on 9
Ferrel: D's for dirty putt on 11 for 2
Mike R: D's for Dirty Mike? for doublin' up on 15
Whitey: D's for downing beers, dirty gringo!
Looks like we got some fresh powder for league tonight, should help in locating discs, or atleast where they go in. Should be a freakin' riot. For all those that ain't skeerd, I'll see you out there. .
If you are worried that you might lose a disc, you probably will, don't throw your prized discs, and make sure your lights are secure prior to league play.
We played night golf last week at McGraft and it was tough at times. I would recommend ribbons as well as LEDs(the brighter the better street lights on the top are a bitch). The main thing is having a good idea what you are throwing, and where it is going to go. the rest us up to luck and good fortune with trees and toxic water. . hopefully we will get some melt down before then
p.s. don't fret
Toxic Mcgraft Disc Golf Club presents:
(join if you dare)
Dirty Dollars Disc Golf League
Singles Format
$2 League Fee
$1 Ace Pool (optional)
Thursday Evenings
Every week regardless of weather conditions or sickness
Starting Thursday January 27, 2011
(please see club page on discgolfscene.com for news updates and contacts)
Be here around 5:30pm so we can tee off no later than 6:00pm
Due to current weather conditions and daylight savings this will be a Glo or night golf league, ...
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