Toxic McGraft Disc Golf Club

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Kilgore Trout   October 24, 2011 at 1:57pm

Warning from the Swamp

If that G*d D*mn Dirty F*ck Mike keeps acing I will be forced to take action. That is all.

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Kilgore Trout   April 18, 2011 at 4:36pm

Ciggy-Butts and 40's

Please keep my home clean. Thank You.

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Toxic Lagoon   April 7, 2011 at 1:34am

Don't forget your local merchant:

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Joe Wingett   March 17, 2011 at 5:03pm

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK

Top o' the evenin to yas-

As all of the snow cover that shields us from the toxic ground is melting away, the TOXIC stench will soon be strong enough to test even the best of gag reflexes. With temps creeping toward 60 degrees, and strong gale force winds coming off the TOXIC lagoon, there is no wondering why tonight's dirty round will be the most TOXIC to date. STFU #1 is reading at 5.4, while STFU #2 is reading at 5.9... Anyone that can make it through tonight's round is cordially invited to the White House for some dirty car bombs. See you on the course.

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Ferrel Mejeur   March 15, 2011 at 2:43pm

Putting League

Dirty disc golfers your input is requested. The putting league at Sherman will be over at the end of this month. We were thinking of doing a similar league at the White House. Probably just for April, but same time same day?

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Joe Wingett   March 3, 2011 at 5:31pm

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK

Good evening-

STFU #1 reads a Toxic level of 2.8, while STFU #2 reads a Toxic level of 3.6. Either way- its not nearly as TOXIC as will be in the hot and humid months of summer. Get out and play some disc while you can still breathe.....

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Joe Wingett   February 24, 2011 at 5:05pm

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK

Afternoon-

As of 5:05pm est, the official toxic level as recorded by STFU #2 (Station reading Toxic FUmes) is at 2.7. There is no real threat of toxic levels for tonight's dirty league, so get your ass out and enjoy some disc golf.

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Ferrel Mejeur   February 23, 2011 at 9:59pm

week 5 is upon us. ..

It is recommended by club and league staff that dirty disc golfers strap on those lights/ribbons this week, there is a thick-disc-losin' base from the most recent lake effect dump. Due to toxic levels last week Kilgore Trout may not be with us much longer, he complained of chronic diarrhea, dillusions of persecution, and Achluophobia (Fear of darkness). It is our mission, through our professional toxicologist, to provide accurate information pertaining to toxic levels which exceed normal ... more

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Joe Wingett   February 10, 2011 at 3:52pm

A NOTE FROM THE TOXICOLOGY DESK for WEEK 3

For tonights Dirty Dirty League the toxic fume level is a 1. The cold ass temperatures have almost completely frozen all the fumes, thus rendering their toxic stenches useless. Tonight may be the only night in your life to go play polluted McGraft Park without having to worry about the STANK. See you all tonight.

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Joe Wingett   January 27, 2011 at 4:03pm

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TOXICOLOGIST's DESK......................

"The official TOXIC FUME level for tonights League is a 4..." No gas masks or any other inhalation safety devices needed. See you all out there tonight....

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Ferrel Mejeur   January 24, 2011 at 11:38pm

Dirty Doubts?

If you are worried that you might lose a disc, you probably will, don't throw your prized discs, and make sure your lights are secure prior to league play.
We played night golf last week at McGraft and it was tough at times. I would recommend ribbons as well as LEDs(the brighter the better street lights on the top are a ****). The main thing is having a good idea what you are throwing, and where it is going to go. the rest us up to luck and good fortune with trees and toxic water. . hopefully we will get some melt down before then
p.s. don't fret

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Toxic Lagoon   January 20, 2011 at 6:56pm

Warning!

Toxic Mcgraft Disc Golf Club presents: (join if you dare) Dirty Dollars Disc Golf League Singles Format $2 League Fee $1 Ace Pool (optional) Thursday Evenings Every week regardless of weather conditions or sickness Starting Thursday January 27, 2011 (please see club page on discgolfscene.com for news updates and contacts) Be here around 5:30pm so we can tee off no later than 6:00pm Due to current weather conditions and daylight savings this will be a Glo or night golf league, please ... more

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Toxic Lagoon   January 19, 2011 at 11:37am

Dirty Dollars

There will be a new league at McGraft, coming soon. .

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